Passed two GDIs outside of class. One says to the other, "Greeks only date Greeks for the same reason celebrities only date celebrities, they're just on a different level." TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I'm a gentlemen and a romantic, so last night I gave my slampiece a pearl necklace. TFM The Frat in the Hat15 years ago
My bro was worried that a girl didn't like him so I soothed him with these words of advice, "you're a junior in a frat, which means you are basically a god with a visor and an unlimited access to popularity...she wants you" TFM Bros B4 Hoes15 years ago
My parents bought me a house on campus so I wouldn't have to worry about where I park my Range Rover. TFM Anonymous15 years ago