Drinking while proctoring pledges' study hours because I cannot deal with these little fuckers while sober. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Closed down the party, closed the deal with a slampiece, but then peed her bed. Don't worry, splashed Ozarka on the ceiling when she went to the bathroom. Better call maintenance sweetheart, you've got a leak. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
I just bought a new pair of Ray-Bans with my bail money from my public drunkenness arrest at last year's spring formal in Charleston. TFM. Fratticus Finch16 years ago
Nailin my newest slampiece in the hazement at the fratcastle. Turns out her EX is a pledge and he walked in. I proceeded by makin him get me a beer. TFM Fratty Mcgee16 years ago
Found pictures of my Dad on a private jet with topless South American women from the 80s in a box marked "accounting." TFM Frattasaurus Rex16 years ago