I went to Alabama when they won their 13th National Championship, got their first Heisman trophy winner, and made Tim Tebow cry. TSM Bama Bitch15 years ago
Just bought new Costa's online. Decided to buy three of the same pair. Tailgating can get out of hand. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
A pledge tried to ice me to be funny. I looked at him and said. Lick the floor I'm about to piss on. Once your done, grab me a brosoda, I'm thirsty. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Demolished a GDI's Smart Car in my 2010 Frathoe while driving home from the bar. I told the GDI that if he didn't call the police my dad would buy him a new one. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I got two girls kicked out of my sorority because they acted trashy. Plus, I thought they were ugly and too poor. TSM Bama Bitch15 years ago