A "bro" tried to ice me last night. I took a swig of my Glen single malt, slapped it out of his hand and walked away. The only "ice" a "bro" should concern himself with is the kind that clinks in his scotch glass. TFM. fratagonia15 years ago
Yesterday, in my GMC Denali, I rear-ended this smash piece of a pound star. After exchanging insurance information, I rear-ended her again in my back seat. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Just woke up for day 1 of Frat Alumni Mountain weekend, tee time 9, cooler packed: 24 Budweiser, 1 bottle Wild Turkey, 6 Ice, Skoal, and bought new Driver yesterday cause I can. Anonymous15 years ago
Drove up to a party in the Escalade, some GDI bumped in to it. He apologized, I now have to get a new car. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
GDI: I come from south Carolina oil. I have a mercedes. Me: I'm from texas oil where my leer jet matches my black card. TFM Anonymous15 years ago