Finding a pair of cargos in your stocking with this note attached: "Figured this would hurt worse than coal - Love Dad." TFM. Frat_a_ritaville12 years ago
Celebrating Christmas as patriotically as you would the Fourth of July despite it being observed worldwide. TFM. BlutarskyTFM12 years ago
Clapping for your professor at the end of the last lecture to thank him for a semester of classes that you didn't attend. TFM. SigNuPussy12 years ago
Your brothers congratulating you on something that could seriously affect your future plans. TFM. SigNuPussy12 years ago
Claiming anything illegal your mother finds in your room over Christmas break is "a gift from the pledges." TFM. MrTFM12 years ago
The hollow promise to mom that you'll be sober when she picks you up at the airport. TFM. Bromentum Builder12 years ago