Claiming anything illegal your mother finds in your room over Christmas break is "a gift from the pledges." TFM.

  1. John_W_Fratweiser

    In college, why the hell is your mom digging through your stuff? Unless your dumbass is leaving bongs out, this was submitted by a high schooler.

    12 years ago at 3:01 am
  2. Americaandvagina

    as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang.

    12 years ago at 11:54 am
  3. BROSHIDO

    This couldn’t have happened. I was too busy nodding my head and handing her a drink as I led her to a cliff to toss her over for giving birth to you.

    12 years ago at 2:23 am