Claiming anything illegal your mother finds in your room over Christmas break is "a gift from the pledges." TFM. MrTFM13 years ago
John_W_Fratweiser In college, why the hell is your mom digging through your stuff? Unless your dumbass is leaving bongs out, this was submitted by a high schooler. 13 years ago at 3:01 am
Americaandvagina as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. 13 years ago at 11:54 am
BROSHIDO This couldn’t have happened. I was too busy nodding my head and handing her a drink as I led her to a cliff to toss her over for giving birth to you. 13 years ago at 2:23 am
Nice.
13 years ago at 9:43 pmSucking off homeless guys > this post.
13 years ago at 11:52 pmBeing afraid of your mom. NF
13 years ago at 10:24 amGrow the fuck up
13 years ago at 12:05 amI did this when I was two.
13 years ago at 1:30 amIn college, why the hell is your mom digging through your stuff? Unless your dumbass is leaving bongs out, this was submitted by a high schooler.
13 years ago at 3:01 amHow about “And thank you for not being a snitch”?
13 years ago at 11:24 amas you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang.
13 years ago at 11:54 amThis couldn’t have happened. I was too busy nodding my head and handing her a drink as I led her to a cliff to toss her over for giving birth to you.
13 years ago at 2:23 am