The largest donor to the house threatening to cut funding if his newly pledged son isn't hazed properly. TFM. BlackBalled13 years ago
Justifying drinking straight out of the bottle as "cutting out the middle man." TFM. ShmeepStar13 years ago
Telling your professor that you skipped due to fear of getting a DUI on the commute to your 8am, and being completely serious. TFM. ExitSign13 years ago
Forrest Gump having a son and not knowing he existed for the first 6 years of his life. TFM. MBH13 years ago
Telling the pledges that "it's been done before" when assigning them a completely impossible task. TFM. Pike71413 years ago