Telling your professor that you skipped due to fear of getting a DUI on the commute to your 8am, and being completely serious. TFM.

  1. ZeteNJ

    I’ve actually gotten a, “next day,” DUI. Blew a .19 6 hours after I’d stopped drinking. Not fun.

    11 years ago at 11:59 pm
  2. ijustcameheretofrat

    You sir may be dealing with crippling alcoholism, but then being in Mississippi what else is there to do besides fuck your cousin?

    11 years ago at 2:49 am