Caught On Tape: Uber Driver Gets Attacked By Drunk Passenger, Pepper Sprays Him Into Oblivion

Uber driving as a profession is fascinating to me. I actually tried to drive for Uber a few months back to see what kind of stories I could get for the site, but couldn’t pass the background check. The whole bout sunk me into a deep depression, which I was only able to bring myself out of by penning an unbelievably Nihilist story about the depressing life of an Uber driver. My created character’s pain and suffering was all internal, though, and, judging by the looks of this video, I should’ve included physical pain to make it more realistic.

Uber driver Edward Caban recently had a pretty rad rideshare night after picking up a hammered passenger in Newport Beach, California.

From YouTube:

It all started when i got a ping while in Newport Beach to pick up a passenger near baja sharkies on the peninsula in Newport, the passenger was incredibly intoxicated and when i pulled up, he came up to the window and asked if I was an uber driver, he appeared to be on the phone with another driver, asking him about what car he was driving. I said yes, and he immediately got in. I confirmed destination, my gps said the black night at the triangle in Costa Mesa, I asked if this was correct, he said yeah, im close to there ill tell you where to go, I asked again if he could just give me his address because I have been down this road before. He refused and insisted on telling me where to trun. We start driving, he begins fading in and out of consciousness while become belligerent and aggressive, and refusing to put his seat belt on, swearing at me, telling me to “fucking turn this piece of shit around” I didn’t feel comfortable when I picked him up and I no longer wanted him in the car at this point. I grabbed the pepper spray from my center console and put it under my right thigh and flipped my camera around and, as i always do when my spidey senses start tingling, made a u-turn, then pulled into a nearby well lit shopping center, and asked him to get out of the car. He insisted on continuing, even though I had already ended the ride. We went back and fourth a bit before I told him if he didnt get out i would call the police. At which point he opened his door and began beating me over the head. I fumbled with the safety on the pepper spray while trying to protect my face with my other arm, I broke free from him grabbing me by the hair on the back of my head, and sprayed his face until he got out of the car, at which point i left the vehicle. Uber drivers don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit.

Here’s the video:

By far my favorite part of this video is the last second, when the dude on a casual late-night Razor scooter stroll walks into frame.

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He’s just killing it.

The passenger is obviously an asshole for sucker slapping and hair grabbing his cab driver (he is also apparently a student of the “aggressive girl” sect of martial arts), but kicking a drunk person out of your Uber because they can’t give you directions to their destination is kinda like not feeding a baby because he doesn’t know how to speak. Throw him a bone, man. Dick moves all around, but it’s still a great story.

“YOU GOT MACED, MOTHERFUCKER!”

[via YouTube]

Image via YouTube

    1. MarineCorps

      Pepper spray has one of the highest rates of success in diffusing violent situations. A security guard stopped a shooting with a 12 Gauge at Seattle Pacific with it. If using pepper spray makes you a pussy, using a gun makes you the biggest pussy in the world.

      10 years ago at 10:16 pm
      1. idrinkmorethanu

        you sound like the kinda guy who has some pepper spray ready to go for the sorry bastard that wants to tango with you. big man over here

        10 years ago at 1:49 am
      2. MarineCorps

        Yup you got me. If it’s a fair fist fight, leave the pepper spray out. But if you are a fucking Uber driver being assaulted by some drunk asshole while you are trying to make an extra bill, pepper spray is a go. But I bet if you were in the drivers position you would have jumped out and gave him the old one two, right?

        10 years ago at 8:48 pm
  1. AlotInsideAmySchumer

    Should’ve pepper sprayed Steve holt to obvious when you had the chance.

    10 years ago at 11:49 am
  2. diamond_dawg

    Lost it. Nonetheless, that Uber driver was being a bitch over something that wasn’t even a big deal.

    10 years ago at 11:57 am
  3. Fratstarbator

    I had a 200$ uber this weekend. He only made it 4 blocks before I threw up and was kicked out. Then I took a regular 70$ uber home. Great story, I know. But Im too hungover to come up with clever comments today.

    10 years ago at 11:57 am
    1. Oral Hershiser

      “Im too hungover to come up with clever comments today.”
      Soooo…. shut the fuck up?

      10 years ago at 12:52 pm
  4. Bid Notice

    Why wouldn’t you just give the driver the address? His GPS will give you the most efficient route and save you money. Also you don’t have to worry about jack shit at that point.

    10 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. Yoyoyoyoyoyo

      Or he could be stupid enough to take an Uber to go buy drugs and he didn’t want the driver knowing he house.

      10 years ago at 2:00 pm
  5. R4PEandPILL4GE

    the uber driver sounds like that kid who reminds the professor during the last 5 minutes of class that she forgot to collect the paper you didnt do

    10 years ago at 12:28 pm
  6. Brandle

    Watching the guy rag doll in the back seat when he was making the “U-ee” was the best part of the video

    10 years ago at 1:23 pm