I lied. There is a reason I deleted all my porn earlier this week. After getting sloppy seconds of the turkey I cooked, I was sitting there in front of my laptop, pants down, fapping to shemale porn when my mother walked in. Normally, I would’ve just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then. As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn’t hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should’ve locked it, but I believed nobody would’ve ever bothered entering without asking beforehand. Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let’s say, “warm feeling”, I couldn’t have noticed she was here since the beginning. So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible. It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence. My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. My parents are strict Christians so now they’ve made start volunteering in a children’s clinic in my college town in order to do penance for my sin. She hasn’t made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.
I lied. There is a reason I deleted all my porn earlier this week. After getting sloppy seconds of the turkey I cooked, I was sitting there in front of my laptop, pants down, fapping to shemale porn when my mother walked in. Normally, I would’ve just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then. As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn’t hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should’ve locked it, but I believed nobody would’ve ever bothered entering without asking beforehand. Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let’s say, “warm feeling”, I couldn’t have noticed she was here since the beginning. So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible. It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence. My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. My parents are strict Christians so now they’ve made start volunteering in a children’s clinic in my college town in order to do penance for my sin. She hasn’t made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.
“The Wild Elephant”
13 years ago at 3:39 pmMore like the ‘mild frat’.
13 years ago at 9:44 pmThat’s a great way to get laid, dumbass. Pledges aren’t good for that.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmImplementing the “School Yard Bullshit” attitude when down with little to no chance of winning. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:57 pmLosing. NF.
13 years ago at 5:54 pmNot being in the NFL, thus resorting to flag football. NF
13 years ago at 6:54 pmHey it’s the 90’s, we’ll take what we can get
13 years ago at 7:02 pmHaving the ability to play in the NFL but choosing not to. TFM.
13 years ago at 1:53 pmImplementing a losing strategy. NF
13 years ago at 7:04 pmI lied. There is a reason I deleted all my porn earlier this week. After getting sloppy seconds of the turkey I cooked, I was sitting there in front of my laptop, pants down, fapping to shemale porn when my mother walked in. Normally, I would’ve just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then. As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn’t hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should’ve locked it, but I believed nobody would’ve ever bothered entering without asking beforehand. Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let’s say, “warm feeling”, I couldn’t have noticed she was here since the beginning. So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible. It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence. My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. My parents are strict Christians so now they’ve made start volunteering in a children’s clinic in my college town in order to do penance for my sin. She hasn’t made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.
13 years ago at 8:46 pmFucking weirdo thats what bitches are for
13 years ago at 10:37 amI lied. There is a reason I deleted all my porn earlier this week. After getting sloppy seconds of the turkey I cooked, I was sitting there in front of my laptop, pants down, fapping to shemale porn when my mother walked in. Normally, I would’ve just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then. As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn’t hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should’ve locked it, but I believed nobody would’ve ever bothered entering without asking beforehand. Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let’s say, “warm feeling”, I couldn’t have noticed she was here since the beginning. So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible. It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence. My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. My parents are strict Christians so now they’ve made start volunteering in a children’s clinic in my college town in order to do penance for my sin. She hasn’t made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.
13 years ago at 8:50 pm^
13 years ago at 9:49 pmMan, you’re a real cunt.
13 years ago at 3:58 amTLesMilesMove
13 years ago at 10:36 pm^the damn Cajuns have officially lost their minds.
13 years ago at 9:45 amHaving flag football as a spring sport. NF.
13 years ago at 10:25 am(ゞ`_´)ゞ ┻━┻
13 years ago at 10:51 am