Charlie Sheen FaF?
13 years ago

Hey, I’m Charlie Sheen. I’m writing this from a hospital bed because I rage. In fact, I fucking rage balls. Ok, so I’m technically a geed. In fact, just looking at me will let you know that I’m a huge geed. But hear me out, I think there’s a strong case to be made that I could possibly be FaF. In fact, all I wanna do is frat. I didn’t go to college because, well, my Dad was a fucking millionaire and I didn’t have to. Now I’m old and all I have is my ability to rage. I know you think you’re cool ripping keybumps in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings, but newsflash douche: I pack a briefcase full of blow when I party. Oh, and every skank that I roll with is DTF. How am I so sure? They’re fucking porn stars. They get paid to get plowed. Is it classy? No, not at all. But am I ripping gator tails off of fake knockers on the reg? Looks like it. Please look past my high levels of geediness and understand that I only want to rage. And my brother is Gordon Bombay. Thanks.

  3. Bcs 1

    He might be NF now, but this man is like Bo Jackson, he has the innate ability to be bad ass at two things. Unfortnately he just took the Cali geed route

    13 years ago at 8:07 pm
  4. SEC frat star

    I think regardless of his Greek status (or lack there of) we can all agree that we’d party with Charlie any day of the week.

    13 years ago at 8:20 pm
  7. Frat E. Lee

    I’d party with him, sure, but drinking, doing drugs, and hooking up with trashy women does not make anyone frat.

    13 years ago at 9:28 pm
  8. fratty matty

    Just because he can rage does not change the fact that he thinks that the government is responsible for 9/11

    13 years ago at 10:45 pm
    1. The General

      Just because you say he thinks the government is responsible for 9/11, doesn’t prove you aren’t responsible for 9/11. 9/11. Freedom. America. You’re a terrorist.

      13 years ago at 12:07 am
    2. General Sam Brouston

      To The General: you clearly suck at life if you in anyway oblige the thought that George W Bush and the government took down the twin towers and killed thousands of America. If you believe that then move to Europe and take the rest of the queers with you.

      13 years ago at 9:23 am
    3. The General

      “General Brouston”,
      I can’t tell if you’re serious. Did you just accuse me of thinking our government or W took down the freaking towers? How did you get that out of me making a smartass comment to “fratty matty” for taking this whole thing too seriously?

      13 years ago at 9:28 am
    4. fratty matty

      taking it to seriously… saying that George Bush took the lives of 3000 innocent people is pretty serious. your sarcasm is not appreciated. I was just responding to the post, asshole.

      13 years ago at 1:16 pm
    5. Tailgate Heroes

      ^^You know tsm has their own tab now, how taking that bitch session over there.

      13 years ago at 3:08 pm
  9. Bropenhagen Long Cut

    I’d rage with him… if he paid for his own drinks. jeed.. not near fraternity level..

    13 years ago at 2:19 am
  10. nattyism

    Gordon Bombay getting pulled over drunk, then having to do community service. TFM

    13 years ago at 8:37 am
    3. Suzie Sig Kap

      Gordon Bombay is Emilio Estevez’s character in the Mighty Ducks trilogy. Fratrick, How do you not know that Gordon Bombay = Emilio Estevez? Looks like your family couldn’t afford a VHS in the 90’s you GDI.

      13 years ago at 1:08 pm
    4. FaFratstar

      I’m at a loss of words for Fratric, the poor geed. I wasn’t sure if it was possible to not know that Gordon Bombay was played by Emilio Estevez, therefore making them the same fucking person. Get your childhood back you fuck.

      13 years ago at 2:07 pm
    5. fratonista

      Y’all are all idiots. Fratrick was saying that Emilio Estevez played Gordon Bombay, not Charlie Sheen. Making the entire comment irrelevant.

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm