Charlie Sheen Lost His Virginity to a Hooker at 15, No One is Surprised
If you had asked me to completely make up how I thought Charlie Sheen lost his virginity, it would be pretty much exactly how it apparently really happened, at least according to Sheen himself. Charlie Sheen recently told the U.K. Sun that while in Las Vegas, at the tender age of 15, he stole his dad Martin Sheen’s credit card and went out and found a redheaded (somehow so fitting) hooker. After purchasing said ginger hooker Sheen and his cousin Joey then did whatever 15-year-old virgins consider sex with the lady of the night.
Honestly even as an inexperienced 15-year-old I bet Sheen was already a world class lover. If any other 15-year-old tried to swipe their v-card with a LAS VEGAS HOOKER it’d be like watching a quadriplegic try to ride the most feared bull at the rodeo. Not Sheen though. I’m sure he hopped on and tamed the beast within seconds.
Charlie Sheen. TFM.
- [via The Sun]
Guess whose not first
12 years ago at 12:09 pmwho’s i feel fucking retorted, i was in such a hurry.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmRetarded* how ironic, whew, just ran those laps.
12 years ago at 12:17 pmleave this site and never return.
12 years ago at 1:11 pm^
12 years ago at 2:55 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPy_fNDZesk
12 years ago at 8:40 pmCharlie Sheen is NF as a mother fucker.
12 years ago at 10:05 am