Chick Breaks Up with Boyfriend Right Before He Buys $30,500,000 Lottery Ticket

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Meet Sandeep “Sunny” Singh, the newly multi-millionaire whose heart was just ripped out by the most breakup remorseful person in America. Singh is receiving a check for thirty and a half million after splitting the winning lottery ticket with one other person. And he doesn’t even have to blow a wad of that on his ex.

And Sandeep Singh says he’s hoping not to get any calls from the woman who jilted him now that he’s a millionaire. “She broke up with me, but right now, I’m not really worried about it,” Singh said. “I was heartbroken at first, but now I’m getting over it.”

Yeah Sandeep, the giant check in one hand-handshake with the other maneuver is one that’ll make any man throw life’s worries to the back burner. Those giant checks are so badass. I’d carry that fucker around everywhere with me: bars, work, grocery store, post office, church, and I’d be leaving behind a wake of slaughtered ass, offended people, and many wondering why I keep shaking their hands and posing for photos with them.

Sunny’s a good kid, though.

Singh said he will definitely share the money with his sister, who is his only sibling. He plans to pay off his mother’s mortgage, share the prize with family, and donate money to charity.

“Just pay my mom’s house off, that’s the main thing,” he said.

Singh has been helping pay his family’s bills for years, working multiple jobs to make ends meet.



  1. Guy In A Fraternity

    A) can he use it to research how to make curry without giving me the shits afterwards?
    B) this reminds me of an old Budweiser commercial

    12 years ago at 2:34 pm
    1. GodDamnLiberals

      Haha, but seriously I respect this kid for actually working for a better life. Better than the fuckers that expect society to pay for them

      12 years ago at 6:38 pm
    1. Mutant

      and then leave the country to go back to where they’re from with the degree. I’m serious, that fucking happens. They come here for our better schools to get highly trained and then leave and take their abilities elsewhere. How fucked is that

      12 years ago at 5:05 pm
    2. GodDamnLiberals

      Because by going to a less devolved country he can make a shitload of money, being one of the few highly trained doctors. Fucked up? kind of smart? fuck yes

      12 years ago at 6:37 pm
    1. FratMuscle

      Based on average earnings for a 7-Eleven, he could open 68 and still have cash left over.

      12 years ago at 7:26 pm
  2. Pee Buttermore

    Hey Sandeep, buy 50 strippers and two million dollars worth of coke. Leave the rest to your family in your will. You are welcome in advance for the fucking awesome time.

    12 years ago at 8:58 pm
  3. VelociFratter

    Nice to see someone win the lottery who looks like they’ll put the money to good use.

    12 years ago at 9:34 am
  4. Brobie_Dick

    This story would be better if it was titled “Guy breaks up with girlfriend right after he won 35 mill.”

    12 years ago at 5:22 pm