Chick-Fil-A Is Pulling A Popular Item From Their Menu

Chick-fil-A dropped a bomb on the world this morning and didn’t expect us to notice.
This is an outrage. Egg whites for the spicy chicken biscuit? What’s next? Take away the whole frying process in general for tofu? This is blasphemy and I, for one, don’t think it’s in line with your mission statement. It states “To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us. To have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.” You know what’s a positive influence for me when I come in contact with Chick-fil-A in the morning? A goddamn spicy chicken biscuit with some honey. Now you’re taking that away from me.
Hear me out, Chick-fil-A. You’re already one of the best restaurants for those in search of healthy options. However, your fried chicken goodness is what keeps us coming back. What happened to the phrase “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”? Seems applicable here..
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You fucking kidding me? Time to rob a CVS and vandalize public spaces.
10 years ago at 12:52 pmShut up, Meg.
10 years ago at 1:14 pmI wish you would try you little bitch.
10 years ago at 1:53 pmDo you carry Aveda Cosmetics?
10 years ago at 2:18 pm^Best response I’ve seen on this site in a hot fucking minute
10 years ago at 2:19 pmBut the spicy chicken biscuit is our f-f-friend.
10 years ago at 12:59 pmI feel like I was just punched in the cock
10 years ago at 1:06 pmYou mean a cock like a male chicken? Ha ha you should put that on Facebook!
10 years ago at 1:26 pmOMG! I haven’t had this many down votes since the night I wore a romper to the PTA meeting!
10 years ago at 2:10 pmThis was a low blow
10 years ago at 1:54 pmThe world is turning to shit.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmSimply un-American
10 years ago at 1:11 pmWell, looks like I’m just going to have to permanently switch to the chicken breakfast burrito and cry on my morning commute.
10 years ago at 1:36 pmFather forgive them for they know not what they do
10 years ago at 1:37 pmChik fil a just figuratively kicked me in the nuts….
10 years ago at 1:38 pmAs a huser fan of the spicy chicken biscuit, just get the regular and put a whole pack of Texas Pete on it and it’s good as fuck too
10 years ago at 1:39 pmHuge* dammit
10 years ago at 1:40 pmSmh.
10 years ago at 1:48 pm