Chick-fil-A’s Founder Died Last Night, So Stop What You’re Doing And Eat A Chicken Sandwich

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Truett Cathy, the founder of Chick-fil-A, died overnight at the age of 93. Cathy was persecuted in his later years for openly preaching about his religious beliefs, but he was a man who will be remembered for more than that. His purpose in life was to serve the most delicious fried chicken on the planet.

So stop what you’re doing and cancel your lunch plans. Get in your car and head over to the nearest Chick-fil-A, even if the line is backed up to the street (like it is every day). Then order a chicken sandwich with no pickles and a large sweet tea. Or, if you’re less of a man, get some nuggets. We owe it to Truett to have a delicious lunch today.

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Thanks for the chicken, Mr. Cathy. It’s my pleasure eating it.

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  1. Cuntpunting

    This guy was a Pike. Pike brought all you fuckers Chick Fil-A, you’re welcome.

    11 years ago at 6:32 pm