Chico State Alpha Gamma Rho Brother Accidentally Shoots Himself Inside Fraternity House
Or, as the liberal media would probably prefer me to have titled this piece, “AGR Fraternity Member Opens Fire At Fraternity House.”
From The Orion/Chico Police Department:
Call Type: Negligent Discharge of Firearm 9:17 p.m., Alpha Gamma Rho Fraternity
Patient in the ER who accidentally shot himself in the hand. Patient stated he was cleaning his gun and it went off.
Now, I’m not a big gun guy. I’ve never shot anything more potent than a load in my entire life, and, with my borderline sterility, that’s not saying much at all. Correct me if I’m wrong, though, but I feel like you’re supposed to take the bullets out of the gun before you clean it? You know, rid it of all its harmful powers before you molest it while carelessly pointing it at different parts of your body? Make it not a gun anymore, but rather a glorified paperweight? Hell, who am I to say all that — I’ve never handled one. I probably don’t know what I’m talking about.
Words of encouragement to the victim: Jason-Pierre Paul blew his hand off, and he’s still somehow better than us regular-hands folks at football. There’s your new role model.
Crazy thing is, this wasn’t even the most bizarre thing to go down at Chico State between 9:17 p.m. and 10:02 p.m. last night.
Call Type: Drunk In Public 10:01 a.m., Humboldt Avenue
Female walking down the street with a bottle of wine and her pants down, She is walking back and forth along Humboldt Avenue.…
Call Type: Drunk In Public 10:02 p.m., Oak Dale Street
Subject has been sitting near the corner taking his pants off.
Chico State turns up on Sundays, apparently..
[via The Orion]
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Darwinism
9 years ago at 2:34 pmProbably forgot to take the bullet out of the chamber. Fucking amateur.
9 years ago at 2:35 pmNo shit?
9 years ago at 2:49 pmI giss he wanted to be ready incase a intruder broke in at that moment.
9 years ago at 3:13 pmJesus
9 years ago at 4:05 pmHogarth? Is that you? If so I might hate you less.
9 years ago at 6:08 pmProbably?
9 years ago at 3:45 pmMama we made it!
9 years ago at 2:49 pmFucking farmer boys
9 years ago at 3:16 pmI hope you didn’t type that with a full stomach you ungrateful little bitch.
9 years ago at 3:39 pmTell us about all the food you grow for yourself in your suburban apartment
9 years ago at 4:15 pmYou’re so far off base it’s sad. People like me and those I work with are the reason you and Boris can sit behind your keyboards and talk shit all day without worrying where your next meal is coming from. Fuck you.
9 years ago at 4:21 pmIt happens when we get complacent. I know a guy who was in his 60s, former special forces, and shot all the time that shot himself in the foot because he thought it was unloaded. Take this as a reminder to check your gun more than once and always be careful. Luckily it was just a hand and I wish him a speedy recovery.
9 years ago at 3:34 pmI shoot a lot of IDPA and USPSA matches, and I have seen 2 accidents. Both by police officers, one having just returned from Iraq. Simply complacency, fortunately no one was hurt.
9 years ago at 6:28 pmChico State on Cesar Chavez Day is the Mecca of debauchery. The things I wish I could unsee
9 years ago at 3:55 pmAnd to think I was blacked out at this house asking for girls to marry me a mere 17 hours before this happened….
9 years ago at 4:03 pm*Fat girls.
9 years ago at 5:00 pmOnly geeds and tweakers go to Humboldt ave. Thats in the boonies for Chico State.
9 years ago at 4:08 pmLol AGR…bottom tier cheeks
9 years ago at 4:10 pmI bet you have a lot of fun but-chugging wine coolers at the deck house.
9 years ago at 5:05 pmAny relevant fraternity could drink you kids under the table buddy
9 years ago at 6:21 pm….coming from the guy picking up fat chicks at an AGR party. Perfect.
9 years ago at 6:31 pmIt’s called satire, pal. You know, the thing this whole site is based on?
9 years ago at 6:37 pmShooting yourself in the hand……TFM?
9 years ago at 4:15 pm