Chrissy Teigen As Guy Fieri For Halloween Is So Hot That I’m Hopping On The First Bus To Flavortown

All aboard for Flavortown!!!

Chrissy Teigen gets my motor running normally, when she’s in a bikini, in her bloomers and such. She’s never been hotter to me, though, than when she went as sexy Guy Fieri for the Halloween episode of her show FABlife. Holy hot Halloween costume, Batman!!!

Humuna humuna humuna.

I hope nobody walks back to my cubicle right now, because they’re not gonna like what they see. Look at that luscious goatee with just a hint of frost, right there in the middle. And don’t get even get me started on the iciness of that mop up top. Forget frosted tips, that’s frosted everything. This is just some out of bounds, gangsta stuff here. I knew Chrissy Teigen was hot, but this is next level, and I can’t get enough.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go watch some Triple D.

[via Twitter]

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  1. Channel Frat News

    Tonight on TFN: Jared confesses his love for women cross dressers. And after the break we have a segment on how SteveHolt was never loved by his father.

    11 years ago at 4:03 pm
      1. Frabst

        Every week a new account pops up that is pure garbage. Congratulations, you’re that shit account for this week.

        11 years ago at 6:16 pm
      2. DexterMorgan

        Do you think it’s a different guy every week or the same guy who just keeps striking out?

        11 years ago at 6:38 pm
      1. katalyst

        When you describe a goatee as “lushious” like you want it to tickle your ass crack then it turns gay rather quickly.

        11 years ago at 4:57 pm
  2. CommCollege69

    Guy Fieri is the pervy, racist fry cook America doesn’t want, but needs. I got a one way ticket to Flavortown, choooo choo.

    11 years ago at 4:13 pm