Chuck Norris Believes Tim Tebow Can Achieve NFL Legend Status

In a recent column on Newsbusters.org, the most famous half cowboy, half martial artist that will ever be born in the United States, provides a Walker Texas Ranger hat sized endorsement for the American media’s favorite golden boy QB, Tim Tebow. Chuck deems him the “ultimate clutch player” in the game of football.

I’ve heard the critics say Tebow has poor technical skills, but the truth is that Tim is a natural leader, an amazingly gifted football player, an inspiration to his team and the possessor of intense determination and strategy to bring any team to victory — no matter what the odds. One can improve technique, but leadership is innate. That is why I believe that Tebow could be a superstar and legend in the NFL.

Tebow is a player who rises to the occasion and delivers big in critical moments. He reminds me of myself when I used to compete in martial arts. I would spar with my black belts in class, and sometimes they would outscore me. Yet in the tournaments, I would defeat them. My students used to ask me, “Why is it that we can contend equally against you in class but can’t beat you in the tournaments?” My answer was always the same: “When it counts, I rise to the occasion.”

The same is true of the former Heisman Trophy winner: When pressure mounts and the game is on the line, Tim’s turbo turns on. It has been said, “If a quarterback came through with a clutch, final-minute victory, he pulled a ‘Tebow.'” And that is why he is the ultimate clutch player.

Norris goes on to assert that Tebow’s track record makes him capable of turning any atrocious NFL franchise into a Super Bowl contender. Namely, he favors the Jacksonville Jaguars as the perfect team for the former Florida Gator Heisman winner.

Why? To put it simply, it’s because Tim could help turn that mediocre team into a championship one. Tebow works miracles on the field, and his inclusion would embolden the spirit of the Jaguars’ players and fans.

Plus — and this has no reflection on the current quarterbacks — Tim is from Florida, where he bears a victor’s legacy and an extensive fan base, to boot, from his days with the Gators, whom he led to two national championships and with whom he became the first sophomore ever to win the coveted Heisman Trophy.

So Shad Khan, who is the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, David Caldwell, who is the team’s general manager, and coach Gus Bradley should give the preceding some serious thought. Whatever you would pay Tebow would be recouped tenfold by the increase in attendance and the fan base. With Tim as the QB for the Jacksonville Jaguars, the team would add thousands (if not tens of thousands) of additional fans to the stadium, including me — even though I don’t live in Florida!

I honestly can’t say I want to argue with you, Chuck.

When it comes to money, Tebow can make it. Hell, he was just listed by Forbes as the most influential athlete on the planet. I’m sure jerseys would FLY off the shelf soon as he was inked, and it seems like there’s really no way the Jags could lose out by signing him. You’re damn right I believe he can outplay both Blaine Gabbert and Chad Henne, and as Chuck alluded to, he’s just got that intangible clutch factor that propelled the Broncos to their first playoff appearance in 6 years. Put me on record saying if I was an owner, I’d have signed him already.

I mean, just suppose the Jacksonville fanchise is eventually the team selected to by the owners to relocate when the NFL seeks to return the game to Los Angeles…

Throw Tebow in the mix, and say it with me: “media market jackpot.”

Norris brings up some great points in his editorial, which I highly suggest you check out. And naturally, in a roundhouse-kick to the head knockout fashion, Walker closes the bit in style.

All that is needed now is for the management of a football team to have the vision and faith to watch Tebow turn around the team. I guarantee they would see positive results. I have been an athlete all my life, being a six-time undefeated world middleweight champion in the martial arts, and I know a winner when I see one.

Shameless self-promotion. TFM.

[via NewsBusters.org]

  1. Douglas MacArthur

    Walker Texas Ranger was one of the most watched TV shows in the 90’s. That’s one of many reasons why the 90’s was a great decade.

    12 years ago at 4:02 pm
    1. Ashley Schaeffer BMW

      An editors note: I’ll forever remain completely baffled how it only garners 5 of 10 stars on IMDB.

      12 years ago at 6:47 pm
    2. Tuco1855

      ^Probably because Chuck slept with the all of the wives of the guys that rated the show.

      12 years ago at 12:13 am
  2. Mashholder Stu

    What you seem to be forgetting Chuck, is that the Jags have Denard Robinson who is expected to get 15-20 snaps as a game. If I had to put my money on a long shot, it would be on Denard and not on Tebow who has already proven that he is a failure.

    12 years ago at 4:23 pm
    1. LEGENwaitforitDARY

      ^ Exactly under what basis was Tebow a failure? I’m not calling you out, I’m just curious, because I see him as one of the most underrated QBs of all time. This guy won the BCS Championship and the SEC championship twice, and is a Heisman winner. His college career in itself is one that is extremely rare. And his tenure with the Broncos was impressive as well. Originally being the backup QB, he took Orton’s position and took the Broncos to the playoffs. Against the veteran Steelers, he threw the winning pass in overtime something many quarterbacks, experienced and inexperienced, can’t . Sure, he had the lowest passing completion rate that season, but he was still practically a rookie, and he had proved that he can handle pressure well. The Jets absolutely destroyed him and his reputation, Rex Ryan preferring to start Butt Fumble over Tebow. Had he had a chance to be starting QB for either of those two teams, he would’ve progressed into a very formidable opponent.

      12 years ago at 3:07 pm
  3. ice cold frat

    When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

    12 years ago at 4:38 pm
  4. grandfrat

    PLEASE tell me you guys saw the comment thread on ESPN when this was posted, pure comedy gold. By the way, I agree with Chuck and Ashley…this is a solid move on all accounts.

    12 years ago at 4:46 pm