This one time the cops came to my house because the music was too loud and the dj had a bong on my table when they came in. The officer walked in right behind me and the dj made a subtle gesture at the bong so I put it under my shirt and told the cop I was going upstairs to tell everyone to get out and made a clean escape. He only had us on underage drinking so he let us off with a warning.
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11 years ago at 11:19 amThat must be one stupid officer for him not to notice your nonsense.
11 years ago at 11:27 amThis one time the cops came to my house because the music was too loud and the dj had a bong on my table when they came in. The officer walked in right behind me and the dj made a subtle gesture at the bong so I put it under my shirt and told the cop I was going upstairs to tell everyone to get out and made a clean escape. He only had us on underage drinking so he let us off with a warning.
11 years ago at 11:44 amGreat story Champ, do you have any more?
11 years ago at 11:56 amYou’re hard af.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmWhat did you flush away all the jizz you were covered in when the officers arrested you?
11 years ago at 12:04 pmTBreakingBadM
11 years ago at 2:44 pm