I don't have a girlfriend. I just have a girl who would be very upset if she heard me say that. TFM.

  1. The VT BROkie

    RIP Mitch Hedberg “I like my FedEx guy because he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it”

    14 years ago at 1:42 pm
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      “and I saw him standing there with his right hand raised, swearing to God to prevent forest fires”

      14 years ago at 8:57 pm
  2. Gov_Lester Maddox

    Why does every funny ass comedian have to shoot heroin. rip mitch and belushi

    14 years ago at 1:46 pm