Lunchbox until I was 8. Backpack until I'm 22. Briefcase until I'm 50. Cooler until I die. TFM.

    1. bubbahog

      Before I even saw you posted in this thread, Sandusky, I was already thinking of a joke for you. How bout “If I was your dad, or your assistant coach, I would still pack my Salami in your lunchbox.”

      14 years ago at 11:31 pm
  1. SECGreek

    Frat on sir, a classic TFM.

    But fuck you, I still use my spongebob lunchbox. Slams dig it.

    14 years ago at 9:36 pm
    1. PledgedHazedFratter

      this^ and Wolfpackfrat get your ass to the hazement for your personal line meeting with Fratdusky

      14 years ago at 11:57 am
  2. HowtobreakApledge

    You can see the difference between posts from The South. Frat the fuck on good sir,

    14 years ago at 2:24 pm
    1. The Joke Briefer

      I believe Cupcake_depth_chart was poking fun at the gunner’s fantasy i.e. “future.” You see, 22-year-old college grads aren’t CEOs and they don’t carry briefcases. At 22, the original poster will probably be carrying a Starbucks travel pack for the actual decision makers at work. And since we’re being realistic… at 50, chances are he will be stuck somewhere in middle-management with a nagging and chubby wife — and two decades away from retirement.

      Regards, TJB

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
    2. J_Press

      ^ Middle management? He’s graduating from a school in South Carolina… I guess Back Office can carry briefcases too.

      14 years ago at 5:49 pm