Having a jungle down there is NF. It sounds like you, my friend, have a case of the buffalo balls… Here are some tips:
We’ll start with the easy part: soak your balls in a cup of cold water. Two separate cups may be used if your balls are large. This will make them nice and tight so you won’t miss any spots waxing. After waxing, you will want to massage your balls with a warming, hazel scented moisturizer. The hazel nut (no pun intended) will help prevent that natural scent of salt and vinegar chips from returning. Following completion, your balls will be reminiscent of your pre-pubescent days!
If you are still having trouble, chops off your balls and attach packets of mayonnaise so your slampiece can quickly and easily apply your favorite spread to sandwiches after you get that BJ.
alright damnit if you either are so fucking retarded that you do not get the humor in of a TFM, or are too busy disecting the semantics of it too play the one-up role than go find a new site…this is the frattiest shit ive read on this site. if you dont get something just dont post on it, dont make yourself look like a moron
And the guns and roses is NF comment is coming.
14 years ago at 9:11 pmhaha good call
14 years ago at 10:12 pmGuns and roses sucks, NF
14 years ago at 9:38 pmwrong
14 years ago at 10:22 pmThinking Guns N Roses suck= GDI as fuck
14 years ago at 11:05 pmShave your shit jeed.
14 years ago at 9:42 pmfor real, does he have a jungle down there?
14 years ago at 8:36 amGuns N Roses is an amazing band I dont care what anyone else says maybe the guys in the band are NF but the music is FAF
14 years ago at 10:39 pmagreed
14 years ago at 10:28 amthis would be funny, but you’re full of shit. making shit up, NF.
14 years ago at 10:41 pmHave you not caught on to the fact that half the shit on here is fake.
14 years ago at 4:59 amFAF if true. But probably not.
14 years ago at 10:49 pmHaving a jungle down there is NF. It sounds like you, my friend, have a case of the buffalo balls… Here are some tips:
We’ll start with the easy part: soak your balls in a cup of cold water. Two separate cups may be used if your balls are large. This will make them nice and tight so you won’t miss any spots waxing. After waxing, you will want to massage your balls with a warming, hazel scented moisturizer. The hazel nut (no pun intended) will help prevent that natural scent of salt and vinegar chips from returning. Following completion, your balls will be reminiscent of your pre-pubescent days!
If you are still having trouble, chops off your balls and attach packets of mayonnaise so your slampiece can quickly and easily apply your favorite spread to sandwiches after you get that BJ.
14 years ago at 12:25 amThe funniest thing I have ever read. Period.
14 years ago at 10:58 amalright damnit if you either are so fucking retarded that you do not get the humor in of a TFM, or are too busy disecting the semantics of it too play the one-up role than go find a new site…this is the frattiest shit ive read on this site. if you dont get something just dont post on it, dont make yourself look like a moron
14 years ago at 1:37 pmok, have too apologize, only read the first part of that, it was pretty amusing…but my point still stands true and is a huge issue on this site
14 years ago at 1:38 pmYou’re right. I’m the one who looks like a moron.
14 years ago at 3:36 amhahahahahaha yes
14 years ago at 2:26 amWelcome to the Jungle= NF
14 years ago at 4:03 pm