CNN Can’t Differentiate Between Buttplugs And An ISIS Battle Flag
I’ve been waiting for this moment. With so much careening through the fan this week, the 24-hour news cycle was bound to provide us with some unintended gold eventually. I wasn’t sure on which direction I expected the disaster to come from, though. Was it going to be a caller going rogue? Perhaps something a little too edgy for national TV would be broadcast during one of the many protests and parades occurring across the country this weekend. The only certainty I was aware of was that one of the major news channels would shit the bed. That winner was CNN.
The men and women at CNN were busy reporting on gay pride celebrations around the world this morning when they came across what they thought was an ISIS battle flag. The fear invoked was understandable, especially after France, Kuwait, and Tunisia all felt the wrath of terrorism less than 24-hours ago. They scrambled the international reporters and a “national security analyst” to analyze what they believed to be a developing security scare story. They treated the picture as if the city was on the verge of a major disaster. Was ISIS bold enough to wave their battle flag in the middle of such a public celebration?
Nah, they’re not. In fact, ISIS wasn’t present at all. Instead, it was just a dude waving a flag covered in buttplug silhouettes.
Check this out.
The very effeminate, white male waving the flag among what appears to be at least hundreds of revelers was such an imminent security threat, not a single person in attendance thought twice about his massive flag. Lucy knew what she saw, though, and was sure to report it to the London police, which certainly saved thousands of Londoners from one helluva fabulous attack..
[via News Codex]
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I’m tired of people freaking out over gay marriage. It’s not like they are getting into heaven.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmJesus Christ man we all may think being gay might be little odd but it’s 2015. Many of us aren’t going crazy about yesterday but we do acknowledge that it happened. No citizen in the U.S. should feel as though they don’t belong. We must come together as one because of this
10 years ago at 6:00 pmI agree I think they should but my religious belief is that they won’t get into heaven so I’m just saying what I believe in.
10 years ago at 6:08 pmYou must be pretty damn awesome to have never sinned before.
10 years ago at 6:12 pmReligion should not be apart of the argument, as church and state should be seperate
10 years ago at 6:24 pmThen shouldn’t government stay out of religious institutions?
10 years ago at 7:50 pmNot when religious institutions teach the earth is 6000 years old, then it’s time to step in
10 years ago at 8:06 pmNo mainline Protestant or Catholic Church teaches that the earth is 6000 years old. Get your Jon Stewart/MSNBC propaganda off of here
10 years ago at 3:25 pmThe biblical definition of a marriage (in Christianity) is a partner. Someone you consummate your physical relationship with. To be legally recognized as married, there has to be a document administered by a religious or government entity and signed by both parties as well as the administrator.
In short; someone can choose to be religiously married without ever being legally married. Should government stay out of religious institutions? Yes.
10 years ago at 8:13 pmMarriage license came a long time after marriage was an institution in America. Therefore, at one point, biblical marriage was the only form of marriage recognized in the states. Then, government became involved in a religious institution. You’re welcome for the free lesson, son.
10 years ago at 11:49 pmActually, the Bible portrays marraige as a unique and sacred relationship between a man and a woman, not just someone you, “love.”
10 years ago at 5:00 amHINDsight is 20/20
10 years ago at 5:56 pmThis ruling is going to hurt the self esteem of many gays. Before, those who ‘came out’ had a ‘uniqueness’ to them that they felt made them special. With this ruling it diminishes the novelty and uniqueness of being gay. However, gay is simply the method in which one prefers sex.
10 years ago at 5:57 pmWhat the fuck is this drivel?
How is this going to hurt the self esteem of gay people? They just won a battle they have been fighting for decades. It’s like you think gay people love “coming out”. It often ends up with them being exiled from their family.
10 years ago at 6:11 pm“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” – the principal from Billy Madison
10 years ago at 12:37 pmslow it down with the hot takes guy, you just got here
10 years ago at 10:30 pmI dont see it…
10 years ago at 5:59 pmThey’ve always been behind you haven’t they?
10 years ago at 6:03 pmThat’s a gay joke… lol! ^^^
10 years ago at 6:26 pmGood one! LOL!!1!
10 years ago at 9:16 pmThere’s a “fuck Isis” joke in here somewhere
10 years ago at 6:03 pmYeah, it’s “fuck Isis.”
10 years ago at 1:50 amThat’s no joke. That’s foreign relations.
10 years ago at 7:52 amI wonder if Lucy is down for butt stuff.
10 years ago at 6:05 pmProbably not because she doesn’t know what buttplugs look like. It’s a shame..
10 years ago at 9:08 pmDon Lemon would’ve spotted the butt plugs.
10 years ago at 6:09 pmHopefully Brooke Baldwin would too.
10 years ago at 6:11 pmYall wouldn’t be lapping this if you have seen the shit dispenser she has on her.
10 years ago at 3:00 amLink, please. Google image searching doesn’t tive any good shots.
10 years ago at 1:33 pmShe made a big deal out of nothing, what’s stuck up her ass?
10 years ago at 6:38 pmDefinitely not a butt plug
10 years ago at 11:59 pmGod damnit
10 years ago at 2:50 amIs there a difference?
10 years ago at 6:40 pmI think this is an example of CNN making something out of nothing in order to boost their ratings.
10 years ago at 6:48 pmI don’t think so, can you imagine the fall out/embarrassment of showing butt plugs on TV and calling it an ISIS flag? Just another case of zero research before reporting.
10 years ago at 9:15 pm