"But you're so much better at it than I am." The surefire way to get a sandwich made and a shirt ironed. TFM.

  1. Upper Fratosphere

    This could have been completely avoided had you dicked her down right in the first place.

    14 years ago at 7:41 pm
  2. carolinahaze

    Men are better than women at making sandwiches. We just have busier schedules than they do and can’t be bothered to do it.

    14 years ago at 9:31 pm
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Have you never attempted to give yourself a blowjob as well? Psht, amatuer status.

      14 years ago at 10:21 pm
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      If you want it to be an insult you can make it one. Then we can have an internet fight and see who has the biggest internet balls.

      14 years ago at 10:45 pm
    3. brostock

      I’m with Tally, but I assume I’d be better at it than them if I were ever to actually attempt it. If.

      14 years ago at 5:51 pm