My first and last time wearing socks was at Georgetown County Detention Center. TFM.

  1. Cargos Are for Geeds

    it sounds to me like you were a runaway and grew up in the woods. the police caught you rummaging around for food and took you in and put socks on you for the first time.

    14 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. John Quincy Fratams

    Nothing wrong with a night or two in jail. All part of the college experience, I believe.

    14 years ago at 3:33 pm
    1. The_Applebees_Guy

      Don’t listen to this imposter. Socks keep your feet silky and smooth. Only M.e.xicans don’t wear socks as they are to poor to afford them. Come by Applebee’s today to get a fresh pair of wool motherfucking socks! Tweet at me for upcoming deals and special offers for Applebees! http://twitter.com/#!/TheApplebeesGuy

      14 years ago at 3:53 pm
    2. TauPhiDelta1897

      Chili’s guy used to be funny. Now it’s just getting fucking annoying.

      14 years ago at 5:28 pm
    3. The_Chilis_Guy

      It’s not the true chilis guy. That guy is slandering my good name… Probably works at TGIF, which should really be called GDIF

      14 years ago at 5:39 pm
    4. Oprah ls A Dyke

      Fuck Chili’s guy, stop replying to your own stuff it’s fucking annoying.

      14 years ago at 6:15 pm
    5. Oprah Is A Dyke

      ^I’m actually dead serious. My own little profile says I didn’t even say it.

      14 years ago at 6:14 am
    6. The_Chilis_Guy

      Identity theft is not a joke! Millions of families are affected nationwide!

      14 years ago at 6:45 am
  3. RagnarDanneskjold

    So you have never played sports or worn a fucking suit? Really? How the fuck is this a TFM? You are a fucking idiot.

    14 years ago at 3:54 pm
    1. steadyfrattin

      except that it is saturday, and I seem to remember 10 being posted yesterday.

      14 years ago at 5:35 pm
    2. TheFratFace1868

      Assuming the following week of fail friday begins at the time the column is posted. Any picture submitted on saturday would be the beginning of the new week.

      14 years ago at 7:15 pm
    3. Roger Sterling Jr

      Telling the Romans that the calendar is wrong and declaring a new start to the week. TFM.

      14 years ago at 7:40 pm