Hitting it like it's a ProV1, and ditching it like it's a Top Flite. TFM.

12 years ago
    2. NativeFloridaCracker

      I got it. He is using a metaphor comparing his one night stands to the standards of golf balls. In this case a ProV1 is a highly desired woman (a 9 or 10). Then once he has used the ProV1 (said 9 or10) slam for the only thing they are here for, which is thrusting your driver down her fairway. You leave your conquest like she is a lesser quality golf ball. In this case the submitter does not think highly of Top Flight golf balls. I hope that clears it up for you. It is quite clever once you grasp where he was coming from.

      12 years ago at 12:18 pm
    3. NoFat Chicks

      I’ll give this a whirl.

      ProV1 must be an expensive driver/type of golf club that hits the ball far. Golf is frat so it doesn’t matter.
      A top flite club must be less expensive.
      The person must have thrown his expensive club away or left it at his country club because he has a lot of money and can afford to get a new one if he needs to.
      Just as people throw away Top Flite’s, he is throwing away his ProV1 because he is wealthy.

      Just my two cents..

      12 years ago at 3:14 pm
    4. NoFat Chicks

      By club I meant ball, apologies. I’m going to say that I’ll do laps(but I won’t really do them)

      12 years ago at 3:24 pm
    6. Douglas MacArthur

      No, you all got it wrong. It’s a metaphor for a party with a piñata.

      12 years ago at 4:55 pm
    9. Frat Me Maybe

      Actually, dickweed, YES. Hitting it like it’s a ProV1 = hitting that vagina with a high class, expensive girl. Ditching it like its a Top Flite = not getting to connected / serious and being TFTC if you lose her. Now go eat a dick, Hitler.

      12 years ago at 9:14 pm
  6. Romneys Conscience

    Hitting her like she’s a dead hooker, ditching her like she’s a dead hooker. RFM

    12 years ago at 11:47 am
  7. DrinkFishFrat

    HAHHAA it’s funny because ProV’s are 45 a dozen and Top Flites are for poors. How about instead of focusing on what ball you’re playing with you stop shooting in the 80s a move back to the big boy tees.

    12 years ago at 1:43 pm