I didn’t buy my friends, my father paid for my second family, geed.
Some people’s families don’t have to allocate the majority of their 30k annual salary to trailer home repairs.
Clearly you feel inferior to us fraternity men, thus you find yourself on total frat move trying to prove yourself to us. No one cares about your 4 loko “rager” that a whole 12 girls showed up too. That’s slower than a monday afternoon at the frat castle for most of us.
Really? That’s the best you could come up with? Haven’t heard that one before, but lets break it down..
I pay a small price ($4200 a semester, really not that expensive) and I get room and board at the biggest house in my county; I don’t pay rent, have any need to go grocery shopping, have a place to party on the weekends, get access to the largest alumni network on, or off, campus, I get a fantastic oppurtunity to develop my leadership skills, I get to meet people who are similiar to me and I get access to the hottest girls on campus (the ones who ignore you while you stare at them on the way to class).
You pay residency dues your freshman year, and more often then not you and some of the people in your dorm bond of Halo, you begin a sad weekend trend of drinking cheap vodka trying to get into my parties while simultaneously getting turned down by our girls (you then go jack off to internet porn), you have no real access to community leaders (greeks look to hire greeks), the best leadership experience you can hope to gain is maybe winning a seat in GSB (but lets be honest, you probably have to be greek to win that as well). After freshman year, you and your two fat friends move into a shitty apartment, where you pay for utilities and food.
Overall we’ve invested in our futures and have set ourselves up for long successful careers, we’re just fortunate enough to have fun, and make incredible friends while we do it. You, also pay for an “experience” to; yours is just toiling slightly above poverty with your loser friends, in a way, we both prepare ourselves for real life.
The TRUE gentleman is a man whose conduct proceeds from GOODWILL and an ACUTE sense of PROPRIETY; and whose SELF CONTROL is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiorities or deformities; who is himself HUMBLED if necessity compels him to HUMBLE another; who does NOT FLATTER WEALTH, cringe before power, or BOAST OF HIS OWN POSSESSIONS OR ACHIEVEMENTS; who speaks with frankness but alway with SINCERITY AND SYMPATHY; whose deed follows his word; WHO THINKS OF THE RIGHTS AND FEELINGS OF OTHERS RATHER THAN HIS OWN; and who appears well in any company; A MAN WITH WHOM HONOR IS SACRED AND VIRTUE SAFE.
Notice the caps. Looks like some of you need to be reminded of which fraternity you joined.
Matty ice, you are the definition of class honey. I am glad men like you still exist. Ones who don’t have to pride on saying they are classy, but who are truly classy! bless you darlin.
PA to that
14 years ago at 11:44 amthats because there will always be people that need to buy their friends
14 years ago at 11:55 amGo back to fmylife.com, GDI.
14 years ago at 12:03 pmI didn’t buy my friends, my father paid for my second family, geed.
14 years ago at 12:04 pmSome people’s families don’t have to allocate the majority of their 30k annual salary to trailer home repairs.
oh sorry. didnt buy your friends but rather your “family” — same thing.
14 years ago at 12:21 pmand i go to USC silly – you couldnt even pay my tuition.
Clearly you feel inferior to us fraternity men, thus you find yourself on total frat move trying to prove yourself to us. No one cares about your 4 loko “rager” that a whole 12 girls showed up too. That’s slower than a monday afternoon at the frat castle for most of us.
14 years ago at 12:27 pmGDI- did you really just say “silly?” And you go to USC?
Sigh.
14 years ago at 12:29 pmme trying to prove myself? im not the one bragging about my awesome frat parties where girls only come to get free alcohol
14 years ago at 12:31 pmI go to usc and I can tell you first hand it’s not just for the free alcohol for the superior quality of men!
14 years ago at 12:44 pmMotion to password protect this site to keep GDIs out, much like a gated community
14 years ago at 12:49 pmEven replying to this geed validates his worthless existence.
14 years ago at 1:14 pmAnd your the guy who created a TFM account to attempt to “diss” us. Seriously get a life.
14 years ago at 1:21 pmOh geed. I feel for you, bro. You’ll never understand. It’s ok though, the world needs people like you for diversity or whatever it’s called.
14 years ago at 1:25 pmReally? That’s the best you could come up with? Haven’t heard that one before, but lets break it down..
14 years ago at 1:26 pmI pay a small price ($4200 a semester, really not that expensive) and I get room and board at the biggest house in my county; I don’t pay rent, have any need to go grocery shopping, have a place to party on the weekends, get access to the largest alumni network on, or off, campus, I get a fantastic oppurtunity to develop my leadership skills, I get to meet people who are similiar to me and I get access to the hottest girls on campus (the ones who ignore you while you stare at them on the way to class).
You pay residency dues your freshman year, and more often then not you and some of the people in your dorm bond of Halo, you begin a sad weekend trend of drinking cheap vodka trying to get into my parties while simultaneously getting turned down by our girls (you then go jack off to internet porn), you have no real access to community leaders (greeks look to hire greeks), the best leadership experience you can hope to gain is maybe winning a seat in GSB (but lets be honest, you probably have to be greek to win that as well). After freshman year, you and your two fat friends move into a shitty apartment, where you pay for utilities and food.
Overall we’ve invested in our futures and have set ourselves up for long successful careers, we’re just fortunate enough to have fun, and make incredible friends while we do it. You, also pay for an “experience” to; yours is just toiling slightly above poverty with your loser friends, in a way, we both prepare ourselves for real life.
hahahaha geeds- Can’t live with them, can’t kill them, but hey at least they provide humor for fratters. Have fun being poor.
14 years ago at 1:31 pmFuck liberals has the best comment on here. Rage on sir
14 years ago at 3:03 pmand the best nickname
14 years ago at 5:43 pmHail to the Purple: marry me? you’re fantastic 🙂
14 years ago at 8:49 pmI second the guy up there for the password motion.
14 years ago at 1:24 amThe TRUE gentleman is a man whose conduct proceeds from GOODWILL and an ACUTE sense of PROPRIETY; and whose SELF CONTROL is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiorities or deformities; who is himself HUMBLED if necessity compels him to HUMBLE another; who does NOT FLATTER WEALTH, cringe before power, or BOAST OF HIS OWN POSSESSIONS OR ACHIEVEMENTS; who speaks with frankness but alway with SINCERITY AND SYMPATHY; whose deed follows his word; WHO THINKS OF THE RIGHTS AND FEELINGS OF OTHERS RATHER THAN HIS OWN; and who appears well in any company; A MAN WITH WHOM HONOR IS SACRED AND VIRTUE SAFE.
Notice the caps. Looks like some of you need to be reminded of which fraternity you joined.
Humbly,
14 years ago at 1:50 amYour brother
Matty Ice, that is FaF. That should be a TFM on its own.
14 years ago at 1:54 amMatty ice, you are the definition of class honey. I am glad men like you still exist. Ones who don’t have to pride on saying they are classy, but who are truly classy! bless you darlin.
14 years ago at 6:13 amPhi Alpha Matty Ice
14 years ago at 8:36 amMr. Ice Phi Alpha
14 years ago at 4:01 pmbuy friends? too bad you probably cant afford what our dues go towards. mabye one day you will understand how much more fun we have than you
14 years ago at 8:18 pmPhi Alpha Matty Ice
14 years ago at 8:54 pmPhi Alpha Matty Ice.
14 years ago at 4:16 pmIf you are so offended by this get of TFM and go buy yourself another pair of cargo shorts.
14 years ago at 12:00 pmim not offended. im entertained.
14 years ago at 12:03 pmWhat’s entertaining is your fashion sense.
14 years ago at 1:11 pmOr lack of fashion sense, GDI.
how do you know what my fashion sense is?
14 years ago at 1:13 pmGuys, he’s just trollin’ around. Ignore him and he’ll leave.
14 years ago at 1:16 pmPhi Alpha to that sir!
14 years ago at 12:12 pmPhi Alpha sir!
14 years ago at 12:58 pmGuys, GDI’s just sad he couldn’t get into the rush party. He’s probably better off playing dungeons and dragons in his community college dorm room.
14 years ago at 1:28 pmcommunity college dorm room?
14 years ago at 1:39 pmExcuse me, the room he shares with his brother at his parent’s house.
14 years ago at 1:41 pmim a girl.
14 years ago at 2:42 pmYou’re a bitch
14 years ago at 2:45 pmwhoops
14 years ago at 2:48 pmOh honey, you must be a really unattractive girl if you spend all day trying too hard to insult people on an anonymous website.
14 years ago at 2:49 pmThe internet is a stupid place, but people like you make it stupider, GDIetc.
14 years ago at 2:59 pmIf your a girl then get back in the kitchen
14 years ago at 3:03 pmGDI or not, insulting a girl is NF
14 years ago at 5:41 pmIf you’re a girl, why are you on TFM to begin with? Shouldn’t you be giving blowjobs?
14 years ago at 6:49 pmtrue NICE TRY
14 years ago at 6:53 pmPhi Alpha to that
14 years ago at 3:10 pmPHI ALPHA
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14 years ago at 7:53 pmThat’s how I learned the founders too. Phi Alpha.
14 years ago at 9:43 pmSorry to burst yalls bubble SAE, but KA is biggest at USC, and Pike is biggest at Clemson and CofC.
14 years ago at 8:57 pmEpic. at our school SAE had the highest amount of initiates too. Phi Alpha.
14 years ago at 9:44 pm