Have confidence, flash assets, then wine and dine. Unless it’s intern squiggle tits, in that case crap in your hand and wipe it on her forehead while saying “Simba”. I hear she goes nuts over that shit
Maybe hot elsewhere, but the term “hot” is definitely a stretch for these girls being in Santa Barbara. They’re Santa Barbara 5’s maybe 6’s at the most.
Intern, taking pickup advice from you is like taking an anger management class with OJ Simpson.
8 years ago at 1:21 pmHot?
8 years ago at 1:21 pmShow us your tits and we’ll approach
8 years ago at 1:22 pmHave confidence, flash assets, then wine and dine. Unless it’s intern squiggle tits, in that case crap in your hand and wipe it on her forehead while saying “Simba”. I hear she goes nuts over that shit
8 years ago at 1:55 pmslide into the dms
8 years ago at 2:03 pmIt go down
8 years ago at 4:52 pmCool cool cool cool cool cool cool fuck this guy
8 years ago at 4:15 pmShow em your boner
8 years ago at 9:36 pmSay you’re in law or medical school. Even if you’re a freshman studying English or some shit
8 years ago at 8:17 amMaybe hot elsewhere, but the term “hot” is definitely a stretch for these girls being in Santa Barbara. They’re Santa Barbara 5’s maybe 6’s at the most.
8 years ago at 1:15 pm