College Kid Gets Blackout Drunk, Designs Next-Level Aircraft, Claims To Not Remember A Damn Thing

College Kid Gets Blackout Drunk, Designs Aircraft, Claims To Not Remember A Damn Thing

Mark (which isn’t his real name – he is going by that to protect future employment) is a 19-year-old college student at Michigan Tech. Just like the rest of the college world, he enjoys getting a little loose on a Friday night by hitting the local bars. After downing a few rum and cokes and vodka tonics, Mark stumbled home drunk with the brilliant idea to build an airplane.

His lame roommate who was at home sober sat and watched, and laughed, as Mark went to work on this whiteboard.

According to The Guardian, the design is for a “high-speed aircraft that floats above water.” Pretty next-level shit for a 19-year-old.

I’m going to call bullshit on the fact that he doesn’t remember a thing. He might not remember doing all the math and whatnot, but when you wake up to a whiteboard that looks like some Good Will Hunting shit, a little lightbulb lights up. It’s as if to say “remember when you did this last night?” How many times have you gotten blackout, claimed not to remember something, and then your buddy reminds you of something funny that happened and everything just clicks? Exactly.

Some of the best ideas come when you and your boys are hammered drunk. That’s when the juices start flowing and pen hits the paper. I have numerous blueprints for the bar that I’ll open one day — two-stories, Greeks only on top, an open design to look down at the level below.

You can keep designing your planes while drunk, Mark. I’m going to keep convincing my friends that opening a bar is a must.

[via The Guardian]

    1. DubyaH2

      You “work in the industry”? Please tell us more about how you use your TSA credentials to pat down little boys.

      10 years ago at 11:50 am
    2. Tuco_1855

      I played flight simulator once in my junior high tech class and I have to agree with prex here. Doesn’t seem practical

      10 years ago at 3:06 pm
    3. Mr_Blu

      Dude, who cares if it’s practical. He got shitfaced and designed an airplane period.. cheers to him!

      10 years ago at 5:40 pm
  1. TheFratCock

    This is cool and all but they already exist. The Russians were building them during the cold war, and there are companies currently working on using them for commercial flights. They exploit something called the ground effect which basically traps air under the wings and decreases drag. It’s kind of like one of those fan hovercrafts minus the rubber skirt that holds the air cushion.

    TL;DR
    Interesting

    10 years ago at 11:49 am
  2. Dr.ButtStuff

    All I can think of after reading this is when Channing Tatum was rolling tits on HFS in 21 Jump Street and wrote a shit load of 4’s all over the white board.

    10 years ago at 11:54 am
  3. Theta High

    So this is genius, but me trying to see how fast a couch can become ashes is against the law? Double standards, all drunk ideas are genius

    10 years ago at 2:10 pm