College Senior Starts GoFundMe To Have One Last Ridiculous Spring Break Before Graduating
9 years ago

Frat Guy Creates GoFundMe To Have One Last Spring Break Hurrah Before Graduating

Spring break during your senior year is your one last hoorah before realizing that you’re about to enter the real world in just a few short months (unless, of course, you’re a liberal arts major and are stepping foot back into the basement of your parents’ home). It’s the last chance for you to do enough cocaine to make Tony Montana proud, have shameless public sex with someone you’ll never see again, and get so drunk that you can’t even feel the third degree sunburn that is literally melting your flesh off.

One University of Buffalo fraternity member wants to go out with a bang, but, unfortunately, he’s spent the last four years burning all his money at the bars and on dues. He’s kinda broke, but still wants to party. He decided the best way to go was crowdfunding because it’s a great place to raise money for random stuff.

From GoFundMe:

So it’s my senior year in college at University of Buffalo. My last time to go on spring break and get out of this god forsaken freezing tundra. Since my parents won’t fund my spring break shenanigans, I’m hoping that the good people of the Internet will help me enjoy my last chance to go on spring break and have fun before I go into the real world and slave away in a cubicle from 9-5 and go home to my apartment with my dog waiting for me. Any amount is greatly appreciated. If I raise a good amount but not enough for Panama City Beach, I will make do and just drive as farthest south as I can. Thank you again for your time and consideration and if you donate, you are much appreciated.

He’s looking to raise $4K — which might have set the bar a little high BUT you have to respect the hustle that if he doesn’t raise enough for PCB, he’ll just see how far the money takes him and rage his nuts off. Don’t just do it for him or yourself — do it for the spirit of spring break. Think of all the starving children in India who don’t get a spring break.

If you’re feeling philanthropic, help a fellow Greek out by donating here.

[via GoFundMe]

  3. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    Expecting other people to fund things that you aren’t willing to work for. TLiberalM. Go fuck yourself.

    9 years ago at 2:13 pm
  4. AlotInsideAmySchumer

    Anyone who actually donates to this kid has a 99.999999999% chance they’re retarded….or voting for Bernie sanders.

    9 years ago at 2:15 pm
      1. J_Brum

        Yea because charities like Wounded Warrior Project, Dance Marathon, and multiple charities for fighting cancer are the worst. Go fuck yourself, bud.

        9 years ago at 4:36 pm
      2. Fratasaurus

        I think he was saying is that Bernie sanders supporters don’t donate to charities but they decry the ‘capitalist 1% swine’ who actually donate.

        9 years ago at 4:57 pm
      4. HurricaneSzn

        WWP is a sham, like 5% of the money raised goes to vets the rest is pocketed by the CEO

        9 years ago at 11:21 pm
  7. Theta_Theta

    I’m going to Mexico for 800 dollars this kid does not need or deserve 4 thousand dollars for PCB

    9 years ago at 2:27 pm
  9. TakingItInTheAssMoreThanYouDo

    You’re not going to have a job in a cubicle after college. Guarantee this kids first job is titled “Starbucks Barista”.

    9 years ago at 3:02 pm
  10. how_about_a_beer

    From the look of the go fund me page, this kid won’t be able to afford the bar down the street for spring break. Get a job.

    9 years ago at 3:05 pm