College Spun Releases List Of The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes
Tailgates at DeVry are not something to write home about. They pretty much consist of me putting on my DeVry jersey (we don’t have a football team, so I had to make one myself with a Hanes Beefy-T and a black Sharpie) getting on Chat Roulette, and masturbating while singing the DeVry fight song, “Hail To The Printers.” This is way different from my usual Saturday morning routine. I’m also masturbating on Chat Roulette, but I’m not wearing my makeshift jersey and am, instead, crying.
Anyway, here is College Spun’s list of “The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes.”
10. Washington
9. Michigan
8. Auburn
7. Texas
6. Clemson
5. LSU
4. Penn State
3. Texas A&M
2. Ole Miss
1. Wisconsin
There aren’t really any surprises on this list. All of these schools are perennial list inclusions, minus Washington. TFM writer The Boulevard is pretty pissed that his beloved SMU tailgate scene, with his namesake Boulevard, did not make the list. The rest of the office, on the other hand, is pretty pissed that he showed up for work today. Dude smells like a straight dumpster fire.
Do you agree with this list?
[via College Spun]
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10 years ago at 4:44 pmThanks and gig’em.
10 years ago at 4:44 pmFuck you. UT has way better tailgates.
10 years ago at 7:48 pmNo, fuck you.
10 years ago at 1:17 amThis is a bad list
10 years ago at 4:46 pmSorry your third tier “university” didn’t make the cut.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmUGA should have made it
10 years ago at 4:47 pmDeVry are you sure you wrote this? This is more SFPL/Bacon quality here.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmNot even sure who’s being insulted here. But definitely seems unfair to Bacon
10 years ago at 5:27 pmHonestly there’s no way Washington is about Bama, UGA, OU and South Carolina and FSU
10 years ago at 4:53 pmWhen is TFM coming out with those College Football conference predictions?
10 years ago at 4:58 pmI miss Dick Perry.
10 years ago at 7:41 pmHe’s probably face down in a drowned out pool somewhere..
10 years ago at 7:09 pmNice work brother. Also, mom wants to know if you will able to move back the skype date to 9 instead of 8 tonight. Dinner is running a little late.
10 years ago at 5:02 pmWho the fuck is this guy
10 years ago at 5:05 pmTry less.
10 years ago at 6:05 pmYou cant just say “try less” whenever the fuck you want bro
10 years ago at 6:29 pmGo ahead and “lace em up”
10 years ago at 7:55 pmAuburn is one of the absolute worst spots in the SEC.
10 years ago at 5:02 pmSays the Georgia Southern kid. You have obviously never been to a game at Auburn. Yahoo even ranked us #1 for tailgating in the nation.
10 years ago at 5:33 pmIf Yahoo says it then it must be true
10 years ago at 5:46 pmYahoo is Googles retarded cousin
10 years ago at 6:40 pmAllbarn?? Pffftttt…
10 years ago at 5:04 pm