College Spun Releases List Of The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes

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Tailgates at DeVry are not something to write home about. They pretty much consist of me putting on my DeVry jersey (we don’t have a football team, so I had to make one myself with a Hanes Beefy-T and a black Sharpie) getting on Chat Roulette, and masturbating while singing the DeVry fight song, “Hail To The Printers.” This is way different from my usual Saturday morning routine. I’m also masturbating on Chat Roulette, but I’m not wearing my makeshift jersey and am, instead, crying.

Anyway, here is College Spun’s list of “The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes.”

10. Washington
9. Michigan
8. Auburn
7. Texas
6. Clemson
5. LSU
4. Penn State
3. Texas A&M
2. Ole Miss
1. Wisconsin

There aren’t really any surprises on this list. All of these schools are perennial list inclusions, minus Washington. TFM writer The Boulevard is pretty pissed that his beloved SMU tailgate scene, with his namesake Boulevard, did not make the list. The rest of the office, on the other hand, is pretty pissed that he showed up for work today. Dude smells like a straight dumpster fire.

Do you agree with this list?

[via College Spun]

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    1. VandyConservative

      Not even sure who’s being insulted here. But definitely seems unfair to Bacon

      10 years ago at 5:27 pm
  1. soonermagic

    Honestly there’s no way Washington is about Bama, UGA, OU and South Carolina and FSU

    10 years ago at 4:53 pm
  2. The DeFry Guy

    Nice work brother. Also, mom wants to know if you will able to move back the skype date to 9 instead of 8 tonight. Dinner is running a little late.

    10 years ago at 5:02 pm
    1. John C. Calhoun

      Says the Georgia Southern kid. You have obviously never been to a game at Auburn. Yahoo even ranked us #1 for tailgating in the nation.

      10 years ago at 5:33 pm