College Spun Releases List Of The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes
Tailgates at DeVry are not something to write home about. They pretty much consist of me putting on my DeVry jersey (we don’t have a football team, so I had to make one myself with a Hanes Beefy-T and a black Sharpie) getting on Chat Roulette, and masturbating while singing the DeVry fight song, “Hail To The Printers.” This is way different from my usual Saturday morning routine. I’m also masturbating on Chat Roulette, but I’m not wearing my makeshift jersey and am, instead, crying.
Anyway, here is College Spun’s list of “The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes.”
10. Washington
9. Michigan
8. Auburn
7. Texas
6. Clemson
5. LSU
4. Penn State
3. Texas A&M
2. Ole Miss
1. Wisconsin
There aren’t really any surprises on this list. All of these schools are perennial list inclusions, minus Washington. TFM writer The Boulevard is pretty pissed that his beloved SMU tailgate scene, with his namesake Boulevard, did not make the list. The rest of the office, on the other hand, is pretty pissed that he showed up for work today. Dude smells like a straight dumpster fire.
Do you agree with this list?
[via College Spun]
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Clemson over South Carolina? Yeah, okay. I guess tailgating for big ACC games like Wake Forest, Georgia Tech, and NC State can be pretty awesome…
10 years ago at 5:08 pmNever been to Clemson for a game have ya champ?
10 years ago at 5:59 pmNever been to a South Carolina game have game have you, champ?
10 years ago at 7:36 pmwell, I’ve been to the last 5 so
10 years ago at 1:14 amI try to avoid that shithole of a city as much as I can. The possibility of getting shot at any moment isn’t how I like to spend my gamedays.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmI have. The “tailgate” consisted of two streets, if youve ever been to a clemson game you know this to be true
10 years ago at 9:46 pmsounds like you were just bar hopping
10 years ago at 10:37 amyou are a character that everyone was supposed to think was the douchebag in a fictional movie. sounds about what I would expect.
10 years ago at 1:15 am^ Oh look another high school try hard about to be a pledge, if he even gets a bid.
10 years ago at 7:24 amYeah man tailgating for FSU Clemson this year was just the worst.
10 years ago at 7:57 pmYou lost. also lost that last game too.
10 years ago at 1:14 amActually that last game was an instant classic bowl game against Ohio State that Clemson won in dramatic fashion. Is it possible for you to both try harder while simultaneously trying less?
10 years ago at 11:08 amWashington? Did you mean Washington State?
10 years ago at 5:09 pmThank you, we were all thinking it.
10 years ago at 5:28 pmsorry you couldn’t get in champ
10 years ago at 7:10 pmDo students at UW even know what football is?? Bunch of liberal hippy fucks
10 years ago at 1:03 amDo students at UW even know what football is?? Bunch of liberal hippy fucks
10 years ago at 1:03 amWashington was probably added because of the sailgating on Lake Washington. http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics33/1280/IV/IVJXHQQRWJBIJRG.20130809181110.jpg
10 years ago at 5:20 pmSailgating. TFM.
10 years ago at 7:08 pmI am shocked the grove wasn’t number 1. But I haven’t been to Wisconsin so hard to tell if it’s a good choice.
And ppl complaining about UGA not being there, don’t get me wrong Athens is an awesome party town, But that’s about as far as it goes.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmYou’ve obviously never experienced a Saturday in Athens.
10 years ago at 9:35 pmAre you out of your mind?
10 years ago at 5:33 pmI admit Penn State and Wisconsin may have better tailgates than us, but Michigan? Get real.
10 years ago at 5:33 pmUSC for sure, nothing beats snappa with the rents and keg stands for grents
10 years ago at 5:37 pmBIG 10! BIG 10! BIG 10!
10 years ago at 5:50 pmLSU outdoes A&M and ole miss. The grove is too prim and proper, and college station is barren
10 years ago at 6:11 pmWASHINGTON STATE should be on this over UW. I mean if you want to only tailgate with Asian transfer students straight out of Hong Kong, old alumni and people who no affiliation with UW, and people who can’t drink 2 beers without blacking out, then be my guest.
10 years ago at 6:30 pm