Your date having to dress you for dinner at formal. TFM.

    1. King YOLOmon

      King Solomon, but I used YOLOmon. It’s wordplay, bra. Sorry it went over your head.

      13 years ago at 12:32 pm
    2. Fratistocrat

      Armani? That go well with your Hugo Boss shirt and tie and Gucci shoes? Maybe some Kenneth Cole cologne as well? Fucking geed

      13 years ago at 8:43 pm
  1. Johnnie Frat

    This is FAF. He is obviously referring to being so shitfaced he can’t function. You fucks must party like geeds if you don’t understand this..

    13 years ago at 2:41 pm
    1. Tommy Gufano

      Thanks brobeans, I just thought he was legitimately paralyzed like Shiavo and Reeves.

      13 years ago at 8:00 pm