“Commenter Of The Week” Coming Soon
7 years ago

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Many of you have been asking us to bring back our “Comments of the Week” feature. We’re not going to do that, mostly because it’s a bitch to put together. Sifting through hundreds upon hundreds of comments and screenshotting and organizing all of it — it takes forever.

We are, however, starting a different spin on this: Commenter of the Week.

Each week, a commenter will be chosen as our Commenter of the Week, and he (or she) will get his very own feature that runs on Thursday. We will highlight your comments from that week, talk about them, and maybe try to diagnose your apparent psychiatric condition. ALSO, and this part is exciting, before this even happens, I will reach out to you via email for an interview. I will send you a series of questions to answer, and I will share those answers in the article.

We also might, MIGHT, give you 30 seconds on the TFM podcast to say whatever you want.

This week’s Commenter of the Week is CantDriveDixieDown. CantDriveDixieDown, please email me to receive your interview questions.

  3. John F.ucking Kennedy

    As much as I love comments of the week, this may make the comment section great again. I can’t wait to see the entertainment here

    7 years ago at 5:54 pm
      1. USAFA17

        Never thought I would be saying this but thanks TFM. I actually think this is a cool spin on comments of the week

        7 years ago at 5:57 pm
      6. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        That ungrateful shit stain better appreciate the talent required to get my face into a scrotal selfie.

        7 years ago at 7:30 pm
  4. Shut up Meg

    Appreciated the variety of the comments of the week. Varietals are the spice of life. Oh well, wont be greedy.

    7 years ago at 5:56 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Got an ass beating right here for you champ. Looks like you’re due for one

        7 years ago at 11:49 pm
      5. UnKappaFifth

        Word around Hess Hall is KSig showed up and you pissed yourself. Not frat at all bro

        7 years ago at 7:54 am
      8. thevaginator

        You really want me to embarrass you fuckers in your own house again? I thought you guys had taken enough L’s in the last week but hey its your funeral

        7 years ago at 5:18 pm
      10. thevaginator

        How about you sit this one out sport. This is a little above your pay grade

        7 years ago at 8:58 pm
      11. MichaelBurry

        Shouldn’t you be at a march wearing a vagina mask and a Che Guevara t shirt?

        7 years ago at 2:03 pm
      15. Broties n Boatshoes

        I was taught to never hit kids with special needs so that’s a hard pass for me.

        7 years ago at 7:49 am
      17. FratPoppa

        This may be controversial, but I’ve turned the corner on thevaginator (momentarily; will need to update material soon). He makes me laugh sometimes. We should fuck.

        7 years ago at 1:30 pm
  9. Sundown96

    This could be both pretty solid or a beautiful disaster either way it sounds good

    7 years ago at 7:03 pm
  10. Sperry Seinfeld

    No one wants to read an interview about boring normal kids who like to troll on the internet with funny fucked up comments to get a false feeling of self worth. Just bring back comments of the week u lazy shits.

    7 years ago at 7:13 pm