“Commenter Of The Week” Coming Soon

Many of you have been asking us to bring back our “Comments of the Week” feature. We’re not going to do that, mostly because it’s a bitch to put together. Sifting through hundreds upon hundreds of comments and screenshotting and organizing all of it — it takes forever.
We are, however, starting a different spin on this: Commenter of the Week.
Each week, a commenter will be chosen as our Commenter of the Week, and he (or she) will get his very own feature that runs on Thursday. We will highlight your comments from that week, talk about them, and maybe try to diagnose your apparent psychiatric condition. ALSO, and this part is exciting, before this even happens, I will reach out to you via email for an interview. I will send you a series of questions to answer, and I will share those answers in the article.
We also might, MIGHT, give you 30 seconds on the TFM podcast to say whatever you want.
This week’s Commenter of the Week is CantDriveDixieDown. CantDriveDixieDown, please email me to receive your interview questions..
Lazy fucks
10 years ago at 5:52 pmAs much as I love comments of the week, this may make the comment section great again. I can’t wait to see the entertainment here
10 years ago at 5:54 pmI really think this will be a lot better.
10 years ago at 5:56 pmNever thought I would be saying this but thanks TFM. I actually think this is a cool spin on comments of the week
10 years ago at 5:57 pmWhat’s the method for choosing a commenter?
10 years ago at 6:35 pmSubmitting Rush Dick pictures. Submit yours to Intern@Grandex.co* for your chance to win**!
*.co NOT .com
10 years ago at 6:41 pm**please don’t actually submit Rush Dick photos
Would he prefer undershots of my scrotum?
10 years ago at 7:01 pmI think both, but no face
10 years ago at 7:05 pmThat ungrateful shit stain better appreciate the talent required to get my face into a scrotal selfie.
10 years ago at 7:30 pmIs it just on ^?
10 years ago at 7:47 pmDoes commenter of the week also get a WNBA jersey?
10 years ago at 7:17 amOh hell yea
10 years ago at 10:05 amAppreciated the variety of the comments of the week. Varietals are the spice of life. Oh well, wont be greedy.
10 years ago at 5:56 pmI guess tfm isn’t dead, even after bacon left….
10 years ago at 6:03 pmI like the idea. Now build the wall
10 years ago at 6:07 pmIt isn’t thevaginator?
10 years ago at 6:23 pmThat kid just straight up sucks
10 years ago at 8:34 pmYou wanna say that to my face you fucking puss
10 years ago at 8:42 pmYou straight up suck.
10 years ago at 11:05 pmGot an ass beating right here for you champ. Looks like you’re due for one
10 years ago at 11:49 pmYou’re the Wally of the comments section.
10 years ago at 5:58 amWord around Hess Hall is KSig showed up and you pissed yourself. Not frat at all bro
10 years ago at 7:54 amWord is you’re a massive fucking goober
10 years ago at 12:36 pmcome at me bro!
10 years ago at 12:57 pmYou really want me to embarrass you fuckers in your own house again? I thought you guys had taken enough L’s in the last week but hey its your funeral
10 years ago at 5:18 pmUhoh she means business!
10 years ago at 7:16 pmHow about you sit this one out sport. This is a little above your pay grade
10 years ago at 8:58 pmShouldn’t you be at a march wearing a vagina mask and a Che Guevara t shirt?
10 years ago at 2:03 pmShouldn’t you be studying for the SAT squirt?
10 years ago at 3:41 pmThat’s a pretty high school retort
10 years ago at 4:54 pmSwing and a miss there champ
10 years ago at 9:55 pmI was taught to never hit kids with special needs so that’s a hard pass for me.
10 years ago at 7:49 amSo was I but I’ll make an exception in your case
10 years ago at 9:35 amThis may be controversial, but I’ve turned the corner on thevaginator (momentarily; will need to update material soon). He makes me laugh sometimes. We should fuck.
10 years ago at 1:30 pmstill waiting for the picture of your baby dick
10 years ago at 6:31 pmEmail me
10 years ago at 6:34 pmsent a picture of my butthole
10 years ago at 6:57 pmI didn’t even know you existed until this column
10 years ago at 9:19 pmI’ll take that as a compliment
10 years ago at 1:10 amThis could be both pretty solid or a beautiful disaster either way it sounds good
10 years ago at 7:03 pmNo one wants to read an interview about boring normal kids who like to troll on the internet with funny fucked up comments to get a false feeling of self worth. Just bring back comments of the week u lazy shits.
10 years ago at 7:13 pmComing from Sperry Seinfeld
10 years ago at 7:17 pmI was including myself in that description donkey lips
10 years ago at 8:32 pmGood shit
10 years ago at 7:18 pm