Cop Dishes Out The Most Badass, Most American Threat Ever Delivered To Gang Members Terrorizing His Community
9 years ago

Gang members in the greater Lafayette, Louisiana area have reason to be afraid. Very afraid.

Captain Clay Higgins, surrounded by dozens of decked out squad cars and officers armed to the teeth, delivered a bone-chilling threat that would cause even the most hardened gangster to fill his baggy pants with shit. They will hunt you. They will find you. You will be tea-bagged by the bulbous nutsack of justice.

KATC.com | Continuous News Coverage | Acadiana-Lafayette

Holy living fuck that speech got me fired up. Higgins just lets ’em have it, mocking them for being uneducated and scrawny and fighting dirty. He straight up calls them out, too. “I’m easy to find.” He’s just like, if you think you’re so hard, then come and prove it bitch boy, I can’t wait. And how about that dramatic music at the end? Fucking goosebumps. Just a full-on showcase of firepower. Pure intimidation. Higgins was 100 percent a drill sergeant at one point in his life.

You also gotta respect the foresight of addressing the racial issue. The liberal media sees a white cop with a southern drawl threatening black people and immediately plays the racist police brutality card — no matter how evil the wanted men may be. Higgins didn’t give them that chance.

Good luck to our boys in blue fighting to keep the swamps clean. Not that y’all need it.

[via KATC]

  3. Cstromboe

    This man deserves a fucking award for this speech. No fucks given what so ever. One of the fratest of all time

    9 years ago at 8:28 pm
  4. math_is_hard

    There is a 100% chance this guy is a huge asshole and likely has stepped outside the law on multiple occasions because he believed it was right (Read: to meet his own ends). He just has a really great PR Rep. TFM.

    9 years ago at 8:32 pm
      1. math_is_hard

        Both. The speech and video are top notch, but try to honestly tell me you want to hang out with this guy more than once and that once is only for his stories.

        9 years ago at 8:52 pm
  5. math_is_hard

    Do you people actually do any research whatsoever into news stories? That was rhetorical. I know you never do because click bait titles get you more hits. A five minute dig into this story would tell you that this is just a group of about 15 people that sell drugs together and occasionally commit violence against the other drug dealers. One man was charged then aquited with killing another man (who happened to be a drug dealer), and the other guy is waiting trial for the same story. This shit happens every year in any mid size town. Its not some huge mafia. You all are greedy bitched for distorting the truth.

    9 years ago at 8:46 pm
    2. asdiv

      Yo, assclown. I actually submitted this story so I know what the fuck I’m talking about. These guys ain’t running mafia type shit because they are shitheads. This ain’t fucking NYC where people gotta have crime in their blood to be noticed as a crook. Cpt. Higgins is doing so well to show, in a very liberal-ran media, that there are people who stand up for the right thing and stand against all that’s wrong, whether it’s a coke ring or a full fledged crime organization. Break the shit down all you want you Bernie Sanders motherfucker, this guy exemplifies a great way to stand up when all people are told us to sit down and agree with an agenda.

      9 years ago at 9:28 pm