Couple Dies Mid-Sex After High Rise Window Gives Way
One second you got your main squeeze up against the window just going to town on her with the standing doggy-style move, maybe waving and winking to some across-the-street onlooker who stops to admire your midday sexual conquest — just on top of the world. Then, the next thing you know you’re both plummeting to your naked deaths.
Hell of a way to go.
Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other. A source in China said: “With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building”.
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The man and woman are thought to have fallen out of an apartment in the city of Wuhan, central China.Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.
Happy Friday, guys. Remember: don’t put too much pressure on your sex window.
[via The Sun]
Well i hope he finished in mid air. I wouldnt want to die with blue balls.
11 years ago at 5:07 pmCould make it hard to close the coffin.
11 years ago at 11:37 amNo it wont, he’s Asian.
11 years ago at 5:01 pmWelp, that’s communists contractors for you.
11 years ago at 5:09 pmYup.
11 years ago at 5:11 pm^^
11 years ago at 7:15 pmThey sure went out with a bang.
11 years ago at 5:09 pmI see what you did there
11 years ago at 5:16 pm^^ You just had to be that guy, didn’t you?
11 years ago at 5:45 pm^^^ Please be considerate. I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation.
11 years ago at 6:27 pm^^^^Seriously, the families of these two have really fallen onto some hard times!
11 years ago at 6:33 pmTheir parents said they really fell hard for each other when they first met.
11 years ago at 8:21 pm^ Everything
11 years ago at 10:26 pmVery impressed.
11 years ago at 11:05 pmI hope he used a condom… I heard she had the clap-ton.
11 years ago at 11:44 pm^And you killed it.
11 years ago at 12:02 amI better shoot a quick text to my house manager, I’m starting to re-consider my choice of a 3rd-floor room…
11 years ago at 5:10 pmI don’t think you have to worry about falling out of window when you’re just whackin’ off, pal. You should be A-ok.
11 years ago at 8:52 pma window* dammit.
11 years ago at 8:52 pmDamn, this joke really fell flat. Just like that asian couple, amirite?
11 years ago at 9:27 pmGuys?
Wrong window, rong way to the ground.
11 years ago at 5:12 pmYou have to admit though, that’s a pretty frat way to go out.
11 years ago at 5:15 pmTFTC about terminal velocity
11 years ago at 5:13 am^Terminal velocity is for poors
11 years ago at 10:52 amThat’s why you don’t buy anything made in China.
11 years ago at 5:17 pmMight want to check your keyboard, phone, clothes…
11 years ago at 6:18 am^ Why would you have clothing from China?
11 years ago at 2:50 pmItalian clothes, not china
11 years ago at 1:23 pmoh herro prease ground
11 years ago at 5:18 pmworth it
11 years ago at 5:24 pmI either want to go out golfing or fucking
11 years ago at 5:28 pm