Couple Dies Mid-Sex After High Rise Window Gives Way

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

One second you got your main squeeze up against the window just going to town on her with the standing doggy-style move, maybe waving and winking to some across-the-street onlooker who stops to admire your midday sexual conquest — just on top of the world. Then, the next thing you know you’re both plummeting to your naked deaths.

Hell of a way to go.

Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other. A source in China said: “With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building”.

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The man and woman are thought to have fallen out of an apartment in the city of Wuhan, central China.Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.

Happy Friday, guys. Remember: don’t put too much pressure on your sex window.

[via The Sun]