Couple Has Sex In Broad Daylight, Picture Of It Goes Viral
Ah, drunk lust. The passion builds throughout the night, from a mutual eye-fucking to buying drinks and some dancing if you’re drunk enough to find it fun. Soon enough, you’re playing tonsil hockey, making your way to second base, trying to round the bases for that home run. If you’re a seasoned vet of the game, you can complete this timeline before the night is up and avoid having to deal with the awkwardness of actually taking a girl home. The vast majority struggle to play at that level because of one big roadblock: Where the hell are you gonna do it?
You could do what these bold sexual beings did: skip finding somewhere private and just do it in public.
From DailyMail.com:
A couple have been caught having sex on a pavement in broad daylight, just metres away from a main road.
Residents of Minsk in Belarus say they were woken by ‘loud moans’ in the early hours, suggesting that romance struck as the couple headed home after a night out.
The man is wearing a black Nike jumper with his trousers around his ankles as he holds his bare-bottomed girlfriend while she touches the floor.
The source article has an image for your perverted viewing pleasure. I can’t get over just how public they are or how blatantly clear it is that they simply do not care who sees them. His pants are around his ankles, not even a sneaky peen coming out from the top of his unbuttoned pants. The balls on this guy.
I’m not one to be shy, but I’m also not one for being arrested just to get some action. Maybe they’re into exhibitionism, which in this case worked out pretty well. A viral image of you going at it is about as big of an exhibition you can get in the digital age..
[via DailyMail.com]
Image via Shutterstock
Really.. No picture? Y’all have more click bait than buzzfeed
9 years ago at 10:44 amThere’s this thing called Copy Rights…. There’s also a link to the picture
9 years ago at 10:52 amYour profile name and corresponding picture are god damn disturbing, hil-dawg.
9 years ago at 11:01 amTFM is becoming an embarrassment with bullshit like this being posted
9 years ago at 10:45 amWhat the guy did was actually pretty frat..
9 years ago at 11:48 amI wish I was there I stocked up on tissues and lotion
9 years ago at 10:47 amEvery time I read anything you comment, I read it as a really stoned black dude in my head because of your profile photo. It’s really entertaining.
9 years ago at 11:12 amIt’s Michael Jordan !
9 years ago at 2:15 pmDoesn’t matter had sex
9 years ago at 10:59 amWhat is up with all of these TSM posts? With that being said, show us your tits
9 years ago at 11:08 amIs that intern squiggletits?
9 years ago at 11:28 amAt first I thought it was intern stanley in the pic, but then I remembered no self respecting man would be caught dead with her in public
9 years ago at 11:43 amClicked on the article to see the pic, was very disappointed
9 years ago at 11:45 amThe link has the picture and your mother is a hooker
9 years ago at 1:19 pmWell that just wasn’t necessary..
9 years ago at 2:16 pmTitle is very misleading. No picture here. Guess you’ll have to make it up with a pic of your tits
9 years ago at 12:06 pmYou are one click away…
9 years ago at 4:32 pmShow us your butthole!
9 years ago at 4:17 pmFuck you guys. No one wants to see weather this broad’s dirt star is waxed, shaven, or untamed?
9 years ago at 8:00 pm