Couple Has Sex In Broad Daylight, Picture Of It Goes Viral

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Ah, drunk lust. The passion builds throughout the night, from a mutual eye-fucking to buying drinks and some dancing if you’re drunk enough to find it fun. Soon enough, you’re playing tonsil hockey, making your way to second base, trying to round the bases for that home run. If you’re a seasoned vet of the game, you can complete this timeline before the night is up and avoid having to deal with the awkwardness of actually taking a girl home. The vast majority struggle to play at that level because of one big roadblock: Where the hell are you gonna do it?

You could do what these bold sexual beings did: skip finding somewhere private and just do it in public.

From DailyMail.com:

A couple have been caught having sex on a pavement in broad daylight, just metres away from a main road.

Residents of Minsk in Belarus say they were woken by ‘loud moans’ in the early hours, suggesting that romance struck as the couple headed home after a night out.

The man is wearing a black Nike jumper with his trousers around his ankles as he holds his bare-bottomed girlfriend while she touches the floor.

The source article has an image for your perverted viewing pleasure. I can’t get over just how public they are or how blatantly clear it is that they simply do not care who sees them. His pants are around his ankles, not even a sneaky peen coming out from the top of his unbuttoned pants. The balls on this guy.

I’m not one to be shy, but I’m also not one for being arrested just to get some action. Maybe they’re into exhibitionism, which in this case worked out pretty well. A viral image of you going at it is about as big of an exhibition you can get in the digital age.

[via DailyMail.com]

Image via Shutterstock

    1. HilaryClinton69

      There’s this thing called Copy Rights…. There’s also a link to the picture

      8 years ago at 10:52 am
    1. Broties n Boatshoes

      Every time I read anything you comment, I read it as a really stoned black dude in my head because of your profile photo. It’s really entertaining.

      8 years ago at 11:12 am
  1. Fratstige Worldwide

    What is up with all of these TSM posts? With that being said, show us your tits

    8 years ago at 11:08 am
  2. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

    At first I thought it was intern stanley in the pic, but then I remembered no self respecting man would be caught dead with her in public

    8 years ago at 11:43 am
  3. Randomwhitedude

    Title is very misleading. No picture here. Guess you’ll have to make it up with a pic of your tits

    8 years ago at 12:06 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Fuck you guys. No one wants to see weather this broad’s dirt star is waxed, shaven, or untamed?

      8 years ago at 8:00 pm