Court Finds That A Professor Can’t Ask You To Suck His Dick And Keep His Job
In case anyone thought it was a good idea to go on spring break with one of your professors, here is reason #9872 why it isn’t: you might be asked to suck your professor’s dick. Robert Ammon, the Slippery Rock University (I guess that’s a real thing?) professor in question was leading a spring break trip and was apparently thought that sexual harassment was the way to get the party started. Who knew that telling a student that she would be your favorite if she sucked your dick was unprofessional? Right. Everyone knew that, Ammon, you dumbass.
This isn’t the first time Ammon had been involved in a little bit of dirty talk with one of his students. In 2006, Slippery Rock reprimanded him for another incident, presumably while telling him he needs to keep it in his fucking pants in the future.
The Association of Pennsylvania State College and University Faculty, being the state union for university staff, defended him on technicalities. Dick move, there. This guy has a history of being a walking college stereotype ripped right out of Animal House, and they want to defend him because he didn’t receive a formal letter of complaint?
In the end, the appeals court thought it was more important to keep the students safe from the advances of a sketchy professor than it was to ensure the formal letter of complaint was actually a thing, especially due to his prior history. The school also feared falling victim to Title IX violations, which would lead to a legal cockslap from the federal government. Good decision, Slippery Rock.
[via Inside Higher Ed]
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12 years ago at 3:37 pmSlippery Rock University sounds like a very prestigious institution… Offering degrees in moonshining, mudding, and proper use of chewing tobacco. Best known for Professor Rusty’s award winning thesis “the social impact of the banjo in the early 2000’s”
12 years ago at 3:38 pmSounds like a pretty damn fine institution, if you ask me.
12 years ago at 3:53 pmThey also have an accredited Catfish Noodling program.
12 years ago at 3:59 pmPenn State defended him to the surprise of nobody
12 years ago at 3:46 pmThe Association of Pennsylvania State College and University Faculty, not PSU you dumbass
12 years ago at 5:32 pm^
12 years ago at 10:06 pm^^ It was a joke, you dumbass
12 years ago at 11:39 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtxBZ9D5sI
12 years ago at 3:48 pmhaha. what a whore with a glory hole fetish
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12 years ago at 3:53 pmLace em up Whiskey Ginger
“and was apparently thought that,” more laps
12 years ago at 5:07 pmDamn it. *starts running*
12 years ago at 12:49 pmThe accusations notwithstanding, anyone else offended by his Michael Scott tie??
12 years ago at 3:56 pmnot really sure why this is down voted because I was also outraged at his tie as well.
12 years ago at 6:57 pmThis holds true at any legitimate university. Sleeping with a student is one of the only ways to lose your job if you have tenure.
12 years ago at 4:28 pm“Come on, just the tip”
12 years ago at 4:45 pmI bet the Greek life at Slippery Rock U. is just EPIC.
12 years ago at 4:55 pmSlippery Rock is the shit stain of the Pittsburgh area universities, good thing they’re 50 miles away so we don’t have to associate with them & their perv professor.
12 years ago at 5:14 pmHe must have taught Roethlisberger.
12 years ago at 9:21 pm