Crazy Chicken Lady Yells At People In Restaurant For Eating Chicken

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When you first see this lady walk into a restaurant (ass kinda thick though) and start bawking in front of a group of people trying to enjoy their meals, you think she’s talking about a human.

“I have a little girl… she was very abused her whole life… she has a very determined look in her eyes…”

But as the video goes on, it becomes clear she’s actually talking about a chicken. A motherfucking chicken. The same grimy, clucking, flightless birds that often drown by staring at the rain.

#ChickenLivesMatter. She kinda looks like a chicken, doesn’t she? The white jacket and shortcut help.

If this lady interrupted me while I was eating my cordon bleu, you best believe she’s getting bitch-slapped with a wing.

[via Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children]

      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        They’re the people at Sam’s Warehouse buying the 96-roll pack of toilet paper.

        9 years ago at 5:23 pm
      2. Brotein Shake

        I don’t need to be able to tell who they are, they’ll certainly tell me first.

        9 years ago at 8:12 am
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Two comments on the same article? Did Siblings of Mark Walberg hack your account?

        9 years ago at 5:21 pm
    1. VandyConservative

      They might be rare, but they’re good for that self-loathing and/or hate fuck

      9 years ago at 4:20 pm
      1. Are You Kidding Me

        Giving a hate fuck to a SJW seems like a good way to get falsely accused of rape.
        Hard pass

        9 years ago at 4:39 pm
    2. All_American_Frat

      They’re all fat & ugly, thats why they hate men because men reject them

      9 years ago at 10:42 pm
  1. Frat_Masterson

    Holy shit, I keep forgetting that there really are people as stupid as this

    9 years ago at 4:19 pm
  2. Lewis Medlock

    If you don’t agree with a liberal’s views you’re an asshole. I enjoy being that asshole.

    9 years ago at 4:25 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Glad I stuck around for the second half of your comment. Almost lapped you preemptively.

      9 years ago at 8:16 am