Crazy Liberal Activist From Chicago Thinks We Need To Abolish The Police
10 years ago

Police

As many of you know, there’s a lot of racial tension going on in America right now over the way white police officers use deadly force against black men. Some believe our justice system is fine as is. Others believe it’s broken. That’s fine. Everyone’s got their own opinion, and they’re allowed to express it. That’s what makes America great.

But when it comes to fixing America’s justice system, some ideas are better than others. This suggestion might be the worst of all time, though: abolishing the police.

Yes, that’s an actual suggestion Jessica Disu, a “community activist” from Chicago, offered up during “The Kelly File.”

Take a listen:

Wow. Wouldn’t that be swell? No police and everyone is just super chill and nice to each other? Golly gee. That sounds nice. Maybe we can do that after we award everyone free college and tax billionaires 110 percent!!!

Just kidding.

This idea is worse than releasing everyone from a mental institution and handing them a free gun.

Look, I realize this issue runs much deeper than MIPs and fake IDs, but you have got to be out of your mind to think eliminating the police would even be a fraction of a good idea.

Really, though, this whole segment is pretty fucked. Not sure why there’s a debate about whether the Dallas shooter is a “hero or a villain.”

Sigh.

Cashing out and moving back to Mexico to hang with El Chapo gets more and more appealing every day.

  4. Randomwhitedude

    “Community solutions for transformative justice” as a replacement for law enforcement is about the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard all day

    10 years ago at 4:55 pm
  6. jda007

    “Ironic, isn’t it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them all killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.” –Mr. Burns

    10 years ago at 5:38 pm
  8. MitchTheGodfatherMatin

    The city and state of Illinois is such a shit hole the stuff that goes on here doesn’t surprise me.

    10 years ago at 5:44 pm
  10. Ticklemyfrock

    I don’t get how you can be against gun control and cops at the same time.

    10 years ago at 7:35 pm
    1. Jcannon

      If they abolish cops then being a criminal will be the best option for anyone who could stomach the work. Will these “community organizations” have be ability or knowledge to perform Dna analysis? Identify my finger prints? Request cctv footage? Otherwise the strong will destroy the weak, within a week.

      10 years ago at 12:57 pm