Letting slams find out about other slams so they compete and step up their game. Bedroom Capitalism. TFM.

  1. Jim Bro Laws

    So would that mean that bedroom communism would be evenly splitting up your time between all of them?

    13 years ago at 9:00 am
    1. The Piker

      That would be assigning each of them a specialized task, and then providing each with equal compensation, as determined by the governing party.

      13 years ago at 9:02 am
    2. Frat Til Death

      Regardless of their physical attractiveness or qualifications to be slampieces, yes.

      13 years ago at 9:02 am
    3. The Piker

      Very true. Good thing about communism is that it requires work for compensation, while socialism just distrubutes wealth, even if no effort is made by an individual to earn money.

      13 years ago at 9:05 am
    4. Fratlosopher King

      “Ugly people deserve love, too.” = “To each, according to his need”

      13 years ago at 9:05 am
    5. The Piker

      However, pure capitalism shits on both and then vomits on their respective ideals for good measure.

      13 years ago at 9:05 am
    6. Jim Bro Laws

      I think we need to specify the government’s role in this economy before we can move ahead.

      13 years ago at 9:12 am
    7. Fratlosopher King

      If a vendor sells you something they later wish they had back, the government will prosecute you for theft. It’s the worst possible role the government could play.

      13 years ago at 9:22 am
    8. Wilco Frat

      Bedroom Fascism: screaming at your slams then forcing them to do what you say, then you take over the bedroom next to you.

      13 years ago at 5:39 pm
  2. Fratent Pending

    This morning has started off much better than yesterday. Frat on. Free market slams. TFM

    13 years ago at 9:00 am
  3. fratyard__vines

    The democrats give there slams to those who are not fortunate enough to have slams.

    13 years ago at 9:12 am
    1. Never Trim the Frat

      Taking slams away from the individuals who work hard to earn their high volume of slams to those who don’t work at all for them. NF.

      13 years ago at 9:22 am
    2. Jim Bro Laws

      The correct system you’re thinking of here would be that the Democrats raise the slam tax, therefore causing Republicans to give up more of their slams.

      13 years ago at 9:22 am
    3. Jim Bro Laws

      The Democrats think that an increased spending of slams will stimulate the economy. But as we all know, when you throw the remainder of your tenderloin to the dogs, it’s not tenderloin anymore, just scraps.

      13 years ago at 9:36 am
    4. carolinahaze

      Democrats don’t have slams. They have dykes and feminists who occasionally give them a pity fuck.

      13 years ago at 10:25 am