Yeah, I recall something along the lines of “Letters on the back of my car doubles the chances of getting pulled over. It also doubles the chance that I know the judge.”
My letters have gotten me a police escort home rather than a DUI… for anyone that hates on D-2 fraternities, trust me, there’s benefits to knowing the right people.
Been done before
14 years ago at 8:47 pm^Thank you
14 years ago at 11:51 pmMy letters get me sent to a state prison with no chance of parole. They also help me break out.
14 years ago at 8:56 pmTshawshankM
14 years ago at 10:11 amMS13?
14 years ago at 4:11 pmI swear this was posted by someone else earlier
14 years ago at 9:35 pmYeah, I recall something along the lines of “Letters on the back of my car doubles the chances of getting pulled over. It also doubles the chance that I know the judge.”
14 years ago at 11:01 pm.
14 years ago at 1:36 pmLicense plates. NF.
14 years ago at 9:43 pmCars, NF
14 years ago at 10:38 pmHaving a Moped. TFTC
14 years ago at 10:40 pmWalking. FaF.
14 years ago at 11:07 pmSkipping. TtkeM.
14 years ago at 11:46 pmFratboards, FaF.
14 years ago at 9:17 amRiding a boy. FaF
14 years ago at 1:36 pmFalling down. TFTC
14 years ago at 1:41 pmNever going anywhere. Staying in the same spot, always. TFTC
14 years ago at 2:23 pmFraternities. NF.
14 years ago at 10:42 pmSegway TFTC
14 years ago at 11:05 pmMy letters have gotten me a police escort home rather than a DUI… for anyone that hates on D-2 fraternities, trust me, there’s benefits to knowing the right people.
14 years ago at 11:16 pmI am quite certain that this is true everywhere, not just D-2 schools. But cool story, bro.
14 years ago at 1:21 amGood point.. Local fraternities still have the most pull, however.
14 years ago at 7:36 amNo reply button. Excuse me
14 years ago at 7:37 amLace em up, ace.
14 years ago at 1:53 pm“Sir, I pulled you over this evening because I assumed you were raping a girl.” TpikeM
14 years ago at 8:00 am^this
14 years ago at 8:57 amIt’s funny because it’s true. Fratdusky is taking it upon himself to coach future pikes at an early age.
14 years ago at 10:00 am^^^ Fuck yeah
14 years ago at 11:27 amI do what I can. But I’m just one man.
14 years ago at 1:37 pm^But if you make yourself more than just a man…if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely.
14 years ago at 1:45 pmAlways following the rules of the road. RFM.
14 years ago at 8:57 amMaking your own rules. TFM.
14 years ago at 12:13 pm^this
14 years ago at 12:54 pmBreaking your own rules. TFM
14 years ago at 1:42 pmRelax, they just wanted to search your cargo shorts.
14 years ago at 9:20 amRunning an underage sex ring within the confines of your cargo shorts. TFTC.
14 years ago at 10:15 amFucking this hahah
14 years ago at 1:37 pmTnewmoneyM
14 years ago at 12:03 pm^ good try sport
14 years ago at 5:33 pm