Cute Sorority Girl Gets License Suspended After DWI, Drives Barbie Jeep Around Campus, Becomes Celebrity

It takes a special kind of person to become widely beloved soon after being arrested for DWI, but when you’re stripped of your driver’s license and stick it to law enforcement by rolling around campus on a hot pink Barbie Jeep Power Wheels, you get people back on your team in a hurry. That’s exactly what Tara Monroe, a 20-year-old Texas State student, did.

Tara refused to blow into the breathalyzer during a field sobriety test after leaving a Waka Flocka concert, because of course it was a Waka Flocka concert — I swear that dude plays every fraternity party in the country. Her license was of course suspended. But you don’t need a driver’s license to cruise around town in a motherfucking Power Wheels.

From mySA:

Her father drove to San Marcos from Kingwood, her hometown, to strip her of her vehicle, leaving her with a bike to get around.

“Riding a bike around campus sucks,” she told MySA.com. “Like really sucks.”

No one respects bikes-to-class students. That’s some serious nerd shit.

Tara bought the Barbie Jeep off of Craigslist for $60, from a little girl named Charlene — a name Tara chose for her Jeep. You can currently see Tara rolling around the Texas State campus in Charlene. Pictures and videos are turning up everywhere.

Tara is enjoying her local celeb status.

“It goes pretty fast when it’s just me, so I usually make them (her friends) walk behind me like parents taking their kid out to play,” she quipped. “I’m just happy everyone thinks this is so hilarious.”

Solid mugshot, too.

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Love this girl.

[via mySA]

Image via Twitter

  1. Texas Tux and Oil

    Only at Texas State are you a celebrity based off a DWI, that school only exists for people to drink.

    10 years ago at 10:55 am
  2. Fraiking

    Yeah that;s the response of a mentally stable person. I don’t give a shit if I’m being a buzzkill driving drunk is not cool.

    10 years ago at 10:57 am
      1. Jordan Ross Belfort

        …. The general TFM community? Pretty sure that’s what comments were made for.

        10 years ago at 1:29 pm
    1. CreightonFratStar

      I’m pretty sure my father said, “Always stick your dick in crazy.”

      10 years ago at 1:06 pm
  3. PermaPledge69420

    Dorn must have volunteered to write this story after seeing a toy jeep, only to be thoroughly disappointed when it was a college girl and not a little boy driving it

    10 years ago at 10:58 am
  4. The Sixth Year

    Great sense of humor, and really has discipline to ride this thing consistently. Solid girlfriend material.

    10 years ago at 11:05 am
      1. Oral Hershiser

        This account has too much potential for you to waste it on regular comments. Please, stick to the theme so you don’t ruin a good thing.

        10 years ago at 12:48 pm
  5. Rugbyfrat1

    Dorn lets be real, the only reason you love this chick is because she’s riding around in a Barbie Jeep and you love/want to make love to everyone who rides around in Barbie Jeeps

    10 years ago at 11:15 am