Dan Bilzerian Bought $100K Worth Of Powerball Tickets, Is Giving Away Millions On Instagram If He Wins
9 years ago

I was feeling pretty good about my chances tonight, but that was before I saw Dan Bilzerian’s most recent Instagram post.

It’s not enough that this son of a bitch is out there just doing whatever the fuck he wants all day everyday — he has to go and ruin the sliver of hope normal folks had of being stupid wealthy.

Come on, man. $100,000 worth of fucking Powerball tickets? How do you even go about purchasing that many? Do you have to visit the national lottery office or some shit? Is there a limit on how many you can buy? THESE ARE QUESTIONS NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO ASK.

Just a dick move, really. “Oh, you poors are out there getting all giddy about the prospect of winning a billion and change in the Powerball? Excuse me while I buy $100,000 worth of tickets because I want to pick up a few more Instagram followers.”

God damn it, Dan. This is serious shit to some of us.

  3. YoSoyFiesta87

    And there’s your daily “rich white guy who doesn’t understand economics” story

    9 years ago at 7:43 pm
  4. SlutsWillbeSluts

    1. Your chances of winning are the same. Your chances of splitting with him went up like .00001%

    2. Bilzerian is an attention whoring piece of shit.

    9 years ago at 7:47 pm
      1. Booze_Hound

        So I’m being lapped? I didn’t think I needed to clarify, but I will. Do you stupid fucks actually think TFM will stop putting this kardashian-like socialite on a pedestal? I see this guy everywhere, and simply put, we need to stop making stupid people famous. What has he done? Has he built anything? Accomplished anything? He inherited his wealth from his corrupt father who went to jail. Of course, all you try-hards will keep sucking him off, but you should stop. This guy has no values, doesn’t respect women, and throws his parents money at prostitutes to hangout with. I know some dip shit is thinking…that’s a TFM. No, being an unemployed leech, who has never contributed anything to society is the opposite of a TFM.

        9 years ago at 10:41 pm
      6. prex8390

        Yeah he played poker, and he is above average but he has admitted he plays in tournaments against millionaires who still are leaning how to play. It’s like fishing in a barrel for him

        9 years ago at 1:10 pm
  8. Nathaniellight

    He actually bought 200k worth of tickets because he bought 100k tickets

    9 years ago at 8:17 pm
  11. Tuco_1855

    Did he actually spend $100k to increase his odds to 5,840/1? Doubt it. He just wanted to show people what $100k cash looks like because he’s a lonely douche.

    9 years ago at 8:21 pm
    2. FuckTuco69

      And you just wanted to let everyone know that because ur an envious broke dick that went to clampzin and thereby is now poor

      9 years ago at 3:01 pm