Dan Bilzerian Bought $100K Worth Of Powerball Tickets, Is Giving Away Millions On Instagram If He Wins
10 years ago

I was feeling pretty good about my chances tonight, but that was before I saw Dan Bilzerian’s most recent Instagram post.

It’s not enough that this son of a bitch is out there just doing whatever the fuck he wants all day everyday — he has to go and ruin the sliver of hope normal folks had of being stupid wealthy.

Come on, man. $100,000 worth of fucking Powerball tickets? How do you even go about purchasing that many? Do you have to visit the national lottery office or some shit? Is there a limit on how many you can buy? THESE ARE QUESTIONS NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO ASK.

Just a dick move, really. “Oh, you poors are out there getting all giddy about the prospect of winning a billion and change in the Powerball? Excuse me while I buy $100,000 worth of tickets because I want to pick up a few more Instagram followers.”

God damn it, Dan. This is serious shit to some of us.

  2. Bush Light

    So working hard for your wealth is frowned upon in the U.S. and is punishable by high tax and public scrutiny, yet winning a fortune by sheer luck is awesome. Alright, America.

    P.s. Those same people that scrutinize the rich are the first ones to line up to try to achieve that same status. Interesting dynamic.

    10 years ago at 8:31 pm
      1. Booze_Hound

        Actually Fratchet, he inherited almost all of his money. He’s a trust fund baby disguised as a poker player.

        10 years ago at 10:34 pm
      3. Bush Light

        I’m not addressing Dan, just anyone with a fortune that has earned it. I didn’t say Dan earned it. Building a major company is a lot more honorable than winning the lotto in my opinion, but only one is frowned upon because “rich people suck and don’t need all that money.”

        10 years ago at 7:56 am
  7. HilaryClinton69

    Who’s to say he actually bought them? All I see are some stacks of Benjamin’s

    10 years ago at 10:31 pm
  8. Dutchman

    What an moron. Better idea is to burn in, than you can have at least a little heat.

    10 years ago at 5:56 am