Dan Bilzerian Has Banned Hillary Clinton From Using His Private Jet
9 years ago

Dan Bilzerian Has Banned Hillary Clinton From Using His Private Jet

Last week, news came out that Hillary Clinton has been renting out Dan Bilzerian’s private jet for her campaign tour. That is the same PJ that Dan uses to party with all of his hot models. Danny B’s probably had a bunch of sex on that plane. Just insane amounts.

TMZ caught up with Dan and asked him about Hildog’s rental of his jet. Turns out he wasn’t a fan, and he ended up banning her from using it. But not because he’s a friend of the Trumpster, like you might assume.

He doesn’t want it contaminated by Hillary. I can’t say I blame him, either. Her policies are a disease by which you do NOT want to be infected. Just a smart medical move here by Dan.

Although, you know who is probably a little disappointed they won’t get to fly on the plane anymore? Slick Willy. Poor guy.

[via TMZ]

Image via Instagram/@danbilzerian

  3. Bluto_Brotarsky

    That’s just common fucking sense. The bitch might try to wipe the flight recorder.

    9 years ago at 11:31 am
  5. HilaryClinton69

    Danny boy is just mad because I payed for the jet in cash, not sex like he asked.

    9 years ago at 11:34 am
    1. The ATF Store

      Not only are your comments unfunny, you are quickly developing a Terrance Fletcher-esque level of annoyance.

      9 years ago at 11:45 am
      1. Fratty_Boh 24

        There’s only room for one dyke on this site and that’s all up in Amy Schumer

        9 years ago at 11:46 am
    1. Jackpittman

      Not a fan of ol Bill to be honest. People only thing he was a decent president because he didn’t have enough time on his hands to do any real damage. He was too busy dealing with other things.

      9 years ago at 2:05 pm
  8. Lord Social Chair

    Slick Willy has had more sex on that plane than Dan could ever dream of

    9 years ago at 12:16 pm
    1. Luke_Fratwalker

      You, the dingleberry brother above you, and any other dipshit will forever get lapped for using hashtags.

      9 years ago at 1:10 pm
    1. Terence Fletcher

      intern Sydney’s eyes are so wide apart that even Chinese people get jealous

      9 years ago at 12:48 pm
      1. Terence Fletcher

        Intern Sydney looks like a mongoloid snuck into a pornstars bedroom and got her pregnant and then the abortion went wrong so they had to force the baby to stay alive

        9 years ago at 12:49 pm
      2. Terence Fletcher

        Intern Sydney is so annoying that if Jewish people from the Holocaust Would choose the gas chamber before having to have a conversation with her

        9 years ago at 12:50 pm
      5. Terence Fletcher

        The only reason intern Sydney got a job is because her body looks like a 12 year old boy.

        9 years ago at 12:54 pm
      7. GrammarNazi

        That was an impressive run you went on there. Unexpected to say the least.

        9 years ago at 2:13 pm