Dan Bilzerian’s Latest Party Included Schoolgirl Costumes And A Giraffe Because Why Not?
It pays to be crazy rich. It’s my turn in the rotation to tackle the latest shit-show party held by the man with the beard, the babes, and the booze. This one didn’t disappoint either. Bilzerian takes a simple idea for a party, throws money at it, and turns it into gold. Literally. He had gold-painted dancers at this thing.
Vin Diesel, Ludacris, Chris Brown, Adrien Grenier, and a few other celebs were there. But most importantly, Dan got a fucking giraffe. Would have been a lot cooler if it was a cheetah. Maybe next party.
Id like to dedicate this video to the 10 people who won the contest, and to my cunt neighbor who keeps unsuccessfully calling the cops, Id like to cordially invite you to lick my giraffes asshole Vidcred Liverichmedia
Posted by Dan Bilzerian on Monday, 20 April 2015
Sucks to be that neighbor. He gets to watch all these babes in skimpy clothing walk into Dan’s only to not be invited so he calls the cops. Sorry, man, but you’re not going to win that battle against Dan and his money. Try getting a real estate agent..
Get off his dick! please.
10 years ago at 5:33 pmMight get lapped but I feel like a lot of the people on this website keep up with what Dan Bilzerian is doing and then complain about how TFM is “on his dick”. I’m sure if we checked everyone’s Instagram or Twitter followers, a majority are following Bilzerian.
10 years ago at 6:20 pmPlease don’t care so much
10 years ago at 6:56 pmI don’t follow Dan Bilwhatshisname and neither should anyone else.
10 years ago at 7:00 pmYour name and picture are both atrocious
10 years ago at 9:21 amYeah let the man who would not gleefully accept an invitation to one of his “booze, babes, and blow” parties cast the first lap.
10 years ago at 10:41 pmWhy isn’t bolen covering this story? I guess it would be hard servicing harden and Dan at the same time
10 years ago at 5:34 pmThat ass in the beginning though. Wow.
10 years ago at 5:35 pmI thought Tfm was done sucking his duck
10 years ago at 5:37 pmYou thought wrong
10 years ago at 5:39 pm#DuckStuff2015
10 years ago at 5:39 pmI thought Tfm had moved on from sucking his dick
10 years ago at 5:38 pmGo back to sucking a duck. It was funnier.
10 years ago at 10:33 pmI do not now, nor will I ever care what Dan Bilzerian is doing with his life.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmAnd you clicked on the story because….?
10 years ago at 11:29 pmMobile making the comments and article separate, plus the general shit quality of much of TFM’s “content” makes going straight for the comments pretty tempting. Bring back the forums.
10 years ago at 12:29 amWhat is worse – idolizing DB like a high school try-hard or commenting on a story about him anonymously to show how above the fray you are to a bunch of anonymous folks you don’t know from Adam? I guess the former, but ur both still on my shit list.
10 years ago at 10:29 amThey’re called hookers, dammit.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmEscorts*
10 years ago at 8:41 pmThey’re only called hookers when they’re dead.
Is “paying for it” frat or not? I could see both arguments made.
10 years ago at 10:43 pmIt’s only frat if you don’t have to, but do anyway
10 years ago at 11:47 amDunno why some some guys hate on him so much, nothing more FaF than partying (to the point of heart attacks) with scantily clad beautiful women with dads ill-gotten millions.
10 years ago at 5:41 pmcould you politely take a step back… and literally fuck your own face? K thaks bye
10 years ago at 5:44 pmAs long as it is “politely”
10 years ago at 6:18 pmI forgot what that was from….. Nice: http://bit.ly/TT-TFM
10 years ago at 3:14 amwho gives a rats ass about this poser anymore, give it a damn rest. He threw his final “Hail Mary” by doing the SnapChat thing with that one THOT (lindsay pelas?) and, still, NOBODY GAVE A FUCK! I swear only you guys, BroBible, and freshmen try-hards idolize this DiCaprio wannabe
10 years ago at 5:43 pmOmg shutup about Dan
10 years ago at 5:59 pm“Omg”. TSM
10 years ago at 7:51 pmI heard that Oxygen and Magnesium had hooked up and I was, like, “OMg!”
10 years ago at 10:35 pm