Dan Bilzerian’s Latest Party Included Schoolgirl Costumes And A Giraffe Because Why Not?
It pays to be crazy rich. It’s my turn in the rotation to tackle the latest shit-show party held by the man with the beard, the babes, and the booze. This one didn’t disappoint either. Bilzerian takes a simple idea for a party, throws money at it, and turns it into gold. Literally. He had gold-painted dancers at this thing.
Vin Diesel, Ludacris, Chris Brown, Adrien Grenier, and a few other celebs were there. But most importantly, Dan got a fucking giraffe. Would have been a lot cooler if it was a cheetah. Maybe next party.
Id like to dedicate this video to the 10 people who won the contest, and to my cunt neighbor who keeps unsuccessfully calling the cops, Id like to cordially invite you to lick my giraffes asshole Vidcred Liverichmedia
Posted by Dan Bilzerian on Monday, 20 April 2015
Sucks to be that neighbor. He gets to watch all these babes in skimpy clothing walk into Dan’s only to not be invited so he calls the cops. Sorry, man, but you’re not going to win that battle against Dan and his money. Try getting a real estate agent..
Nobody gives a shit…
9 years ago at 6:00 pmSerious question: does Dan pay you all to report on the shit he does? I ask this because the only other features of this site that get ripped apart by your readers as much as Bilzerian news stories are those fucking Chive photo galleries on the mobile site. The only reason they’re still around (I hope) is because they pay you all for the ad space. It seems unrealistic that Dan would do that, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why you’d keep writing articles about this ass clown when everyone just hates on him in the comment section.
9 years ago at 6:23 pmWell look how many people are coming this page to complain… angry people contribute to ad revenues too.
9 years ago at 10:27 pmThe Fratasaurus is wise. Quote from “Private Parts”: m.imdb.com/title/tt0119951/quotes?qt=qt0468488
9 years ago at 11:26 pmPerfect quote for this scenario. People lapping you are dumb.
9 years ago at 11:49 amDidn’t you know that Bilzerian is Dorn’s stepbrother? Duh.
9 years ago at 10:31 pmOnly things he’s got going is the cash flow to make women talk to him. Only people that like this guy are people that go on the Chive because they can’t figure out on their own it’s all daddy’s money and he only makes money playing poker by playing against millionaire who don’t know how to play. I could be him too if I had cash for 20 high end hollers every weekend.
9 years ago at 6:28 pmPrex, you are still around? Good to see ya.
9 years ago at 7:34 pmGet a room.
9 years ago at 7:51 pmI wish I could, but the forums are gone
9 years ago at 10:00 pmGiraffes I like but I’m sort of an advocate of schoolboy costumes but whatever floats your boat
9 years ago at 8:13 pmThat creature at 00:31 looks like something out of Middle Earth
9 years ago at 9:15 pmI’d go to see the giraffe though.
9 years ago at 11:32 pmwhats going on at :31 seconds should be the real story
9 years ago at 2:29 amThat neighbor needs an invite. Frat house next to Dan?
9 years ago at 7:46 am